Phil Silvers

4 wins on the bounce and were Arsenal, 4 loses and were Watford, it's the Villa way

Teams/players are actively practicing methods of cheating/deception. Makes it tough for us, there are 6 clubs to start with that will get the benefit of the doubt V us. The game needs clearing up badly.

Radecanu Vs Swiatek 17.30ish, it's on Amazon prime. The ultimate test for how the new coaching is going, new surface too, might be worth a watch.

I had a glass at TGI's a couple of months ago and loved it, just been looking on Amazon and found the one in your pic, as you say it's expensive but I've ordered it, **** it, it's only money.

It would have to be West Ham to be the hateful 8 for me but I think their nose bleed status will eventually come to an end and they will return to being mid table/fighting relegation nobodies once again.

For sure, it will be like they've always really been there but just had a few barren years.

Sky contract up next month, spoke to cancellations and the best he could do was what I'm paying now but I would lose sky sports, shocking. The plan was to ditch sports anyway. Told him nothing doing and that I wish to cancel everything and I'll just get a cheap Bband and Freeview, he transfers me to the real cancellations team, lovely lady, all the time in the world for me, told her do the full cancellation or find me a decent deal. Turns out the guy had already found the best offer, she starts hinting, have you seen any advertised special offers, she really was a cool cat, I said not really, she says thinks about sky adverts, I say sky glass, she says yes, glass works out to £18 less, too much I say, she says thank about what offers could be available, like she can't mention anything but if I say the right thing, she'll look it up. Light switch moment, I say new customer offers and she giggled, let me see she says and it's £15 less then glass but includes Netflix which I already have so not too bad in the end. Feels like they want us on sky glass but it's a considerable downgrade TV to the one I have. Ended up with super fast Bband, TV and the TV plus package and Netflix, £63 for 18 months. Couldn't be bothered to trade anymore but I just know I should have just said no and left, they will have got on to me within a week and offered better. I have 31 days grace, might knock it on the head and see what happens.

I like your angle, can't wait to hear the first sky presenter say the big 7, really hope I'm not watching my best TV at the time.

The opposition should be armed with machine guns in the house, shoot the ******* and the bird brain next to him.

You literally cannot make it up.

Even the way these Tory ******* sit on the benches is annoying.

Hopefully not.

Bit of a talking photograph.

How bad Priti Patel is on the outside pales to insignificance compared what she is on the inside

You've got to admire them in a way, they've certainly put their money where their mouth is. As for the fans, I can't wait to see their faces when that thing that used to be their club is moved to Abu Dhabi.

There will be thousands of tiny little erections all around the country, Villa fans too, at the thought of being beaten convincingly by that great club, that genius manager and their billion pound subs bench, hooray for money, it makes the world go round.

It was the cork from that expensive bottle of tequila that he and Kim used to celebrate/grift with in past seasons.

This must mean the whips are struggling to get enough ***** to toe the party line.

Why, it's an opportunity to improve things, I'm convinced that the Villa curse ends this Easter, it's going to be one way traffic from here on in, we will recruit players that improve us and we will sell players that are holding us back. A better team and no more voodoo crap to put up with and we'll be in our way to champs league qualification and in time trophies will follow. waiterrrrr, drink.

Waaaaa hahahaha hahahahaha.

If you save it for a complete season binge, you will need to live in a cave to avoid spoilers over the coming weeks, it's huge and will be all over SM etc, just go for it.

Flatters to deceive, style over substance etc it has its moments but overall I couldn't recommend it, the last couple of series were a chore.