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  1. Paddywhack
    Eat it
  2. Paddywhack
    BOF, is it physically possible to tear a £5 note using only your bum cheeks?
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    BOF, how can I make it more obvious to my colleagues that I'm on my lunch break at my desk. Apparantly a sandwich hanging out my mouth isn't enough. Neither is slouching or sleeping. They still ask me to do stuff. Why do they make me do stuff in alone time?
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    I've moved back to my parents who have Virgin and it's been even slower than usual recently. They've always had to turn the modem off and on every hour or so. Does your nut in. I didn't realise how much they were getting ripped off by them. They pay £80 for a basic TV package with a 4 year old box, shitty internet and phone line. They phoned up Virgin to cancel it all the other day and got put on hold for an hour.
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    Wow. Well I feel a right tit.
  6. Paddywhack
    Don't exaggerate
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    If we signed Carroll and Johnson I'd...I'd go...well I'd just be really happy with it. And I'd smile.
  8. Paddywhack
    :? :oops: What is it? (In before 'a bumhole')
  9. Paddywhack
    Too jumpy, doing my head in.
  10. Paddywhack
    It's only bloody here again! Friday - A 30th birthday BBQ Saturday - Family BBQ Sunday - Olympic closing ceremony BBQ You?
  11. Paddywhack
    I'm shite at this. GK. Howard, Cerny DF. Lescott, P Jones, Walker, Koscielny, Vlaar MF. Dyer, Bale, Brunt, El Ahmadi, Whitehead ST. Rooney, Aguero, Ba
  12. Paddywhack
    Trousers will disappear.
  13. Paddywhack
    I only asked because I wanted to respond with..... The joke ---------- Was shit! :winkold: See, that's a joke
  14. Paddywhack
    Well I'm 5'10-5'11 and thin and the small fits me perfectly. I'd get that if I were you. I tried my mate's on and it was quite baggy, hmm, I might try one on in the shop and see what I think then. We could go halfs on mine if you like. I don't mean you have it one week, me the other, I mean both of us climbing in it and keeping warm on the winter night games.
  15. Paddywhack
    Who's moaning?
  16. Paddywhack
    Yep, this. I think if McLeish had taken over when Houllier did he would have done better a job. But I'm very glad both are gone, obviously. You seriously think McLeish would have got us higher than 9th? No, I think he would have done better than 16th.
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    Yep, this. I think if McLeish had taken over when Houllier did he would have done better a job. But I'm very glad both are gone, obviously.
  18. Paddywhack
    So Vlaar 4, Clark handed the number 6 shirt and Lowton requested the number 34 shirt for some reason.
  19. Paddywhack
    Never seen one. *runs*
  20. Paddywhack
    Try getting her in bed "one last time" before then. Not a bad plan, but she's not my type. She's 65 and retiring next year. Well, she hopes anyway. How is she retiring next year if the world is going to end in December? Exactly. That's why I don't think anybody actually believes this shite. If I honestly believed the world was ending in 5 months I wouldn't be waking up at 5 every morning and going to work. EDIT - She's also trying to lose weight, which seems a bit pointless in the circumstances.
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    Try getting her in bed "one last time" before then. Not a bad plan, but she's not my type. She's 65 and retiring next year. Well, she hopes anyway.
  22. Paddywhack
    Just discovered the woman sitting opposite me at work truly believes the world is going to end on 23rd December 2012. Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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    Are we the only club who can keep our mouth shut?
  25. Paddywhack
    I miss that few hours after Lambert was appointed when everyone was lovely to each other on here. Anyway, I'm really hoping this signing comes off, sounds a decent player.
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