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  1. Paddywhack
    Oh this, this, this. I'm considering wearing a vest under my top and tucking it in just to stop this from happening anymore. How 'bout yiz do some trimmin'? Maybe stop yer paddywhacking and start some weedwhacking Old habits die hard. I've only ever removed hair down there once, ended up having to poke the pubes down the plughole with the handle of my toothbrush before my mum saw. I was young but it's put me off, keep myself natural now.
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    Oh this, this, this. I'm considering wearing a vest under my top and tucking it in just to stop this from happening anymore.
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    Delph easily MOTM for me. I haven't been his biggest fan since he came here, but the last few months he's totally proved me wrong. Great player, would love to have seen him score today, he deserves it.
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    Bastard. Maybe I'll just tell the story at my wedding.
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    Oh my Christ. For real?
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    "Geordies must be perpetually confused that "Aldi" is not open 24 hours a day" It took me about a minute to work that one out
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    A few months ago some teenager starting running next to me for a bit, taking the piss, trying to get a laugh out of his mates, so I shouldered barged him into a fence covered in stingers. I turned round to see him sitting on his arse and his mates laughing at him. I felt a bit bad after.
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    See ya.
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    Was going to vote Weimann, I just didn't know which one to vote for
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    Crason.
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    Archaeologist. My career's in ruins.
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    Yeah, big time, big time. When we were 18, me and Rob182 were walking home from the pub and we found a registration plate on the pavement. He decided he wanted it to put on his bedroom wall so carried it home. We go stopped by the coppers, they asked questions, let us go in the end. Got pretty scary there for a minute but we got away with it. We still talk about it to this day. We were pretty rock and roll.
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    I haven't got kids so can only imagine how life changing it is, how much you love them and how heartbreaking it must be to go back to work after taking care of them for their first few months. But the woman opposite me at work has been back over week now and hasn't shut the **** up about the little sprog for more than 2 minutes. It's really beginning to grate.
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    Hmm, we need to think of a player with either no balls, or one small ball.
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    So there's an orange, an apple and a banana, but no pear. The player we are signing doesn't have a pair?
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    What about my long lost love, the Chocolate Orange Hobnob?
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    This would be my favourite if I could still find them, haven't seem them in years.
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    I do like a fig roll or two, but these kick ass.
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    I thought VT was going to be really depressing this morning, turns out it's a right laugh. Cheers mate!
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    Ice rink

    Paddywhack replied to xliosive's topic in Off Topic

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    ...unless Randy changes his mind, right? Good. Glad we got that cleared up.
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    Villa might sign someone or might not! I'm ITK!!
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    That's what we've been doing all season!! ba-dum-tsh!
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    John Carew: "If I had time I would love to play for free for Villa. Aston Villa is my club, and I still have a very good relationship with the club and the fans. I try to communicate with them and keep in touch, but there’s probably a number of practical obstacles in the way of a free transfer back to Villa." Nice to read, always liked Carew
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