I just went in the lift at work and saw somebody I'd never spoke to before holding a Villa mug. I said, 'Have you heard about Lambert? He's quit Norwich.'
He replied, 'Yeah? I don't know why. He scored loads for them and they're probably going down now. We don't need him.'
I don't know what he thought I said. Probably won't talk to him again.
EDIT: Oh god, what if he's a VTer? Erm, he wasn't holding a mug, he was wearing a villa hat.