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Paddywhack

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  1. Yes please Mr Lambert, Sir. Ipswich fans are panicking their nipples off on twitter.
  2. Tru dat. I think they've given a ball boy a handheld camera.
  3. laura warnock ‏@laurawarnock3 What's this about sunderland ? First I've heard ?? Warnock's Missus on twitter
  4. If true they won't be playing tonight, or would they?
  5. Depends on the degree. If it is Art or Media Studies, she doesn't deserve one!!! Yeah, I would have just got her a pencil or something then. It's Business Management or something.
  6. DHUTWU At the main ceremony or at the meal after? I'll play it by ear.
  7. I usually take mine off when I get to work anyway. People don't really notice if you're wearing black socks.
  8. It's Mrs. Paddywhack's graduation on Thursday. Am I supposed to get her a present?
  9. I like, can't like help myself saying like, like four times a sentence. It really like, bugs me but I find it hard to like stop.
  10. I think it was Andy Marshall
  11. Why, in each of the several meeting rooms at work they have put up A4 size photographs of the room. The same room you're in.
  12. I love the bit about the kids trying to buy ice creams with them, bless 'em.
  13. I find him quite funny. I like his hair too.
  14. Would having a bite of a normal lion bar and a few peanuts at the same time not suffice?
  15. Jeff Dunham - The bloke with the 'I kill you' puppet. The least funniest thing I've ever seen.
  16. The fact that it doesn't matter if I wake up in a good mood, it'll only be ruined when I get to work with my bunch of miserable twunt colleagues. When I ask you how you are I'm just being polite, I'm not really bothered to be honest.
  17. Tried it once, couldn't help but go full erect. She hated it.
  18. I really like that one. Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell the difference between an elephant and a blueberry. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants comming ? Here come the elephants. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants comming ? Here come the blueberrys, cause she is colour blind. I sniggered :oops:
  19. I think that prize should go to You've Been Framed Or clowns.
  20. I like this game. Man looks out of his window and see's his young female neighbour sunbathing naked, he's a pervert. Man sunbathes naked in his garden and his young female neighbour see's him out of her window, he's a pervert.
  21. There are a lot of comedians I love, but can understand why other people hate. Ricky Gervais, Noel Fielding, Frank Skinner etc, but I don't understand why a lot of people hate Russell Howard so much. Fair enough if you don't find him funny, but people seem to really dislike him, putting him in the same list as Bernard Manning and Jim Davidson. I can't see that one.
  22. Chilli/Sweet Chilli sauce on everything, everytime.
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