NurembergVillan

Or Cameron Archer...

Star over the crotch like a codpiece, and then he's holding an outstretched claret and blue scarf with the F**KING knitted into it. Then we're there!

Like this? We could put the star to cover his crotch, which would also be a nod to Emi's Golden Glove celebration too.

Bursting through the shirt would be so cool!

"It didn't take them long to check that one, Jamie!"

In my youth, I never thought I'd grow up and dream of seeing a hybrid of Dwight Yorke and Ian Ormondroyd starting for Villa - but here he is!

How old was she? The kids today call them controllers so she might have been both confused and repulsed in equal measure.

"You didn't need to, I can smell the asparagus"

No way! I think I might know her! What's her email address and mother's maiden name?

Congrats mate!

I might watch a film instead.

We're paying another club to give him Premier League experience that he wouldn't get at VP. Unless he's not good enough, in which case another club has paid to sign someone who was never going to play. I know we're used to the traditional loan model, but that's not how big, modern clubs operate now. New and different doesn't automatically equal bad.

Claudio Ranieri is looking well

Rather have a hole than an arsehole

I've asked my guy at Subside Sports. Will keep you posted.

Thanks to everyone who replied to me. I was gonna QT you all but there were too many! The last season ticket I had was in the Upper Holte, although that was MON's last season. I'm now a member and rely on that to grab tickets when I can. It's disappointing to hear that the new facility has made the regular facilities worse, or at best they've stayed the same. Personally I can understand the rationale of "having a nice bit" in there. At least the concept of it. The fan in me is still the same fan I've always been so I'd want to be in the Upper Holte. The everyday life me would like somewhere a bit nicer to have a pint and hang out on a matchday - and would pay a premium for that. The correct approach should've been to implement the TTV idea but not take the piss with prices and not to the detriment of everyone else. That last part should've been an absolute non-negotiable. Well, the first bit should have too, really. Sounds like a potentially good idea that was really badly executed. Like the new badge...

A question for people who are annoyed or angered by the introduction of The Terrace View - what have you lost by it being added? It's a genuine question. A lot of fans are really pissed off about this facility and the people using it, but what about your matchday experience has got worse as a result?

I do

If he doesn't pull a goal out of nowhere away at Leicester, we don't qualify for Europe. He's a "moments" player. We need one of those. Gerrard was reliant on them doing his job for him, Unai will rely on them when even his meticulous planning isn't breaking through.

Just a further point on Lookgate, to illustrate the level these elite players operate at - did anyone notice that Dougie looked the opposite side of where he buried the penalty last night? If an ordinary human tried that they'd miss the ball, nevermind score.

Depends if, by some chance, they find his passport intact near the crash site.

https://theathletic.com/live-blogs/transfer-news-live-latest-updates/jIBhhbQHDEL7/z3j1tThZSjan/

Phwooooaaaarrrr!

I can make football shirts that aren't piss wet through inside 20 minutes.