CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Turn up as a jester and do a silly dance, she'll say "what the ****?" then you hand her a box of travel scrabble and offer her a game. That my friend, is a key to a ladies heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Or cut out the bullshit, soppy, romantic gay bullshit. Just show her a key and say 'I hope this is the key to unlocking your heart...................and vagina'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I think she'd be impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Turn up as a jester and do a silly dance, she'll say "what the ****?" then you hand her a box of travel scrabble and offer her a game. That my friend, is a key to a ladies heart. This works every single time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Turn up as a jester and do a silly dance, she'll say "what the ****?" then you hand her a box of travel scrabble and offer her a game. That my friend, is a key to a ladies heart. This works every single time! Timothy Claypole FTW! Dobbin the pantomime horse optional extra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 Either way I wouldn't advise turning up at her house naked and start throwing faeces at her door, it scares them off somewhat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanky Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 And she has deactivated her Facebook cause she has exams. Never see the point of that. You may as well just log off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 She may have her notifications going to her phone, as a lot of people do. (Such as me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Big badges on cars. Eg. SEAT /VW If the badge on the back of the car is bigger than the hand of a giant your doing it wrong. Reeks of desperation, "look at me, look at me". Looks shit, and there is a correlation between size of badge and quality overall of car. (Supercars exempt as they have earned the right to put what they like on it if it's 700 bhp +. A DB9 has a tiny little badge iifc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 13, 2011 Moderator Share Posted January 13, 2011 I love when the owner gets a big after-market sticker of the car maker and puts it at the top of his windscreen or down the side of the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 For weeks I have had my mate brag about his car (Saab 95 Turbo thing) and lay into my little Fiesta (1.3 LX) and that pissed me off. Yesterday Karma knocked and his car broke down and utterly failed. My car may be not very powerful, or very fast, or particularly good-looking. But when it comes to reliability and how much you depend on it to get the job done, it comes up trumps. So take that "my car is considerably better than yow" owners! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanky Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 She may have her notifications going to her phone, as a lot of people do. (Such as me) Log off on your phone as well, works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 Does that work Hanky? Ok. might try that. Saying that I don't do A-levels so I'm gravy re: exams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 'kin hell, just had a phone call from my bank, some word removed in Holland has got into our online banking and tried to send a payment for £3k over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 'kin hell, just had a phone call from my bank, some word removed in Holland has got into our online banking and tried to send a payment for £3k over there. I was in a meeting all day. Good bank though ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Hehe, likely story Neil. Does that coffeeshop have internet access? Quite chuffed the bank caught it though, like you say. Either that or the missus has ordered a buttload of sex toys without telling me. Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Sounds like you're going to wake up one morning with a vibrating egg in your pooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 What do you mean "going to"? :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanpabloangel18 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 attempting to delicately trim facial hair to an acceptable length, but right at the end taking a huge chunk out from one area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted January 13, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 13, 2011 attempting to delicately trim facial hair to an acceptable length, but right at the end taking a huge chunk out from one area. Shaving in general gets on my nerves. I avoid it until the neck itch sets in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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