theunderstudy Posted February 19, 2011 Author Share Posted February 19, 2011 Only ever one funeral, my great-grandma. She left me a chest of drawers.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 How terribly pervy and dirty old mannish my father gets after a few pints. He's a bit of a creep while sober aswell leering at girls, but at least he's discreet. After a few pints, he'll actively stare up a sitting girl's skirt, stop to watch porn in a hotel lobby and make stupidly inappropriate suggestive jokes to my newly acquired 12 year old step sister. I'm sure someone will say he sounds like a legend, but when you're putting up with it for years and you've no brother or sister to turn to and say what the **** is he up to, it wears a bit thin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 sat in a restaurant tonight, in a party of 18 of us, 2 people were on their stupidfuckiniphones looking up the restaurant facebook page and posting messages to each other ffs, you're in your forties and your actually eating with a group of people you supposedly like, put your nobtoy down and actually join in rather than posting irrlevant shite about being out with friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 How terribly pervy and dirty old mannish my father gets after a few pints. He's a bit of a creep while sober aswell leering at girls, but at least he's discreet. After a few pints, he'll actively stare up a sitting girl's skirt, stop to watch porn in a hotel lobby and make stupidly inappropriate suggestive jokes to my newly acquired 12 year old step sister. I'm sure someone will say he sounds like a legend, but when you're putting up with it for years and you've no brother or sister to turn to and say what the **** is he up to, it wears a bit thin. That actually sounds very awful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 20, 2011 Author Share Posted February 20, 2011 I hate it when you're the designated driver and its **** freezing. Baaaaaaah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Wedding menus. Who actually wants anything thats on them? and if you do, it usually comes with a load of crap you don't want. And everything is so pretentious, lets look at some examples... Chicken Liver parfait with Melba toast and Red Onion Marmalade Chicken liver with some kind of Communion wafer and some red onion mush. Corn-fed supreme of Chicken, pan friend Parma ham and morel Mushroom sauce Chicen breast, bacon and some poisonous looking mushroom gravy I think I might ask for the children's menu, there's bound to be Spaghetti and some kind of novelty ice cream. Shark's fin anyone? Every wedding I've been to so far (bar the non-Chinese ones, but we're 3/4 Chinese here so) serves the soup in prodigious quantities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 I've been to one wedding in the past 10 years. I've been to 5 funerals and 3 weddings in my time :? 1 wedding and 1 funeral. Wedding was okay, bit boring at times as anything is but okay. Funeral was extremely sad for obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 20, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2011 Due to my Irish family I've been to 5 weddings in the last 6 years alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 I feel for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AValon Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Kids who totally do your swede in to watch a particular programme...........then hide behind a cushion because it scares 'em shitless!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 How terribly pervy and dirty old mannish my father gets after a few pints. He's a bit of a creep while sober aswell leering at girls, but at least he's discreet. After a few pints, he'll actively stare up a sitting girl's skirt, stop to watch porn in a hotel lobby and make stupidly inappropriate suggestive jokes to my newly acquired 12 year old step sister. I'm sure someone will say he sounds like a legend, but when you're putting up with it for years and you've no brother or sister to turn to and say what the **** is he up to, it wears a bit thin.My friend just found out his Dad has around 5 kids from mistresses he's been banging on business trips. In fact, one of the mistresses and said child stayed with my friend for 2 months with his Dad giving him some lame excuse about them being 'friends of the family and in need of a place to stay'. I'm not sure which Dad you'd prefer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Yeah. Dads are words removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 People in the flats across the way feeding seagulls out their window. Seagulls for **** sake. Go to a park and feed the real birds if you want, you're getting shit all over my windows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 I like seagulls "When ze seagulls follow ze trawler, it's because zey think sardines will be thrown in to ze sea." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Steven Seagull is a bit shit though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Yeah. Dads are words removed Yep. Seem to get dirtier as they grow older as well. Maybe it's the whole wife's declining urge thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 My Dad's cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 20, 2011 Author Share Posted February 20, 2011 Still got his body in the freezer then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 My Dad is fine until something goes wrong then he flies off the handle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Just restrung my acoustic guitar and detected some fret buzz. I want to hurt to stupid instrument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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