theunderstudy Posted March 25, 2011 Author Share Posted March 25, 2011 I gave you a special #ff of your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagicMarlon Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I have one at 6.30pm everyday. I'm touching cloth at 6.31pm. I go at 2pm every day without fail when I am at work. Might as well get paid to take a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Might as well get paid to take a shit. I too work by this rule :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 25, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 25, 2011 There's an app where you put in your salary and hours worked and when you go for a shit you set it to time how long you take. It gives you a nice running total of how much you've been paid to shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 There's an app where you put in your salary and hours worked and when you go for a shit you set it to time how long you take. It gives you a nice running total of how much you've been paid to shit. Please tell me there is an Android version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I find it uncomfortable in public and avoid it all costs. I find the thought of someone having a shit completely rank....so having people think i've done the same makes me feel uncomfortable. thankfully, I don't have to every day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 If you've ever seen Scrubs then just know when this topic is brought up...consider me Elliott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 What really annoys me is that at work when I go to the toilet, normally I find that some clearing in the woods who's obviously insecure about their tiny penis doesn't use the urinal and instead goes into one of the cubicle things and pees all over the toilet seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Villa fans wishing death upon our manager. Some people are sick. hahhaa, I wonder which banned VT-er you might be referring to? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 It's March and there's an insect in my G&T. Bloody global warming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Villa fans wishing death upon our manager. Some people are sick. hahhaa, I wonder which banned VT-er you might be referring to? ;-) Who's that then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 consider me Elliott. A hot blonde with a nice rack? Okaaay then ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I'm a once every 3 days type of guy. Stop eating so much crap your body can't digest. Why, it all becomes crap in the end anyway. I heard it was healthy to plop lots, which I liked because I do a few a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 What really annoys me is that at work when I go to the toilet, normally I find that some clearing in the woods who's obviously insecure about their tiny penis doesn't use the urinal and instead goes into one of the cubicle things and pees all over the toilet seat. Have a fair few friends like that! :evil: But at least they know how to aim so the toilet seat remains clean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 consider me Elliott. A hot blonde with a nice rack? Okaaay then ;-) No sir! You know what I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 26, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 26, 2011 Getting up at 5 am. On a Saturday. :yawn: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 fuckkng hell mjmooney amen to that what is your excuse??? I woke up at 3:30 and was wide awake felt like I could have gone for a run round the block, then my dad woke up at 5:00 cuz he is going fishing I was already awake so just got up, by 5:15 both of my nephews were awake for some strange reason so it has been fooking bedlam here this morning cant wait to get back to my nice empty flat and chill the **** out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 How seemingly every conversation I've seen in the past 12 hours has ended up being about shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 fuckkng hell mjmooney amen to that what is your excuse??? I woke up at 3:30 and was wide awake felt like I could have gone for a run round the block, then my dad woke up at 5:00 cuz he is going fishing I was already awake so just got up, by 5:15 both of my nephews were awake for some strange reason so it has been fooking bedlam here this morning cant wait to get back to my nice empty flat and chill the **** out Lucky you that's way better than waking up at 11, then falling asleep again at 1 for about 2 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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