Popular Post Xela Posted May 18, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted May 18, 2015 Been a while since we've had a good shit story 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Classic Rugeley... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 troon have a new sig? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rugeley Villa Posted May 18, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted May 18, 2015 nearly got caught at work today as well. crouching down with my head popping out the bushes to make sure no bugger was coming and to make matters worse the dog was trying to lick it up. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I've lived in China, and love the country and many of the people, but yes, many people can be rude. They're nouveau riche, and they always treat the help worse than the old money. Give them fifty years, and they'll look like model tourists, and we'll all be complaining about quarrelsome Cambodians or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 nearly got caught at work today as well. crouching down with my head popping out the bushes to make sure no bugger was coming and to make matters worse the dog was trying to lick it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 A fair bit of it was simply their custom though, I'd guess the majority of the rudeness complaints will be in relation to snorting / spitting, and to be fair it is absolutely disgusting and something I don't think a westerner will ever get their head around Worst thing I saw on the plane was the don't get out your seat until the seatbelt sign goes off thing, 95% of the people were up at the door waiting to get out, the other 5% seemed to be british people sat laughing about it for the 10 minutes it took to taxi, the stewardess stopped trying to tell them sit down in the end, completely ignored her, so she sat back down and chatted to us instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 im glad so many people like the fact that i shit myself, cheers guys i knew i could rely on you mongrel's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 troon have a new sig? Haha was thinking that while I read! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 troon have a new sig? Haha was thinking that while I read! sicko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 A fair bit of it was simply their custom though, I'd guess the majority of the rudeness complaints will be in relation to snorting / spitting, and to be fair it is absolutely disgusting and something I don't think a westerner will ever get their head around Worst thing I saw on the plane was the don't get out your seat until the seatbelt sign goes off thing, 95% of the people were up at the door waiting to get out, the other 5% seemed to be british people sat laughing about it for the 10 minutes it took to taxi, the stewardess stopped trying to tell them sit down in the end, completely ignored her, so she sat back down and chatted to us instead I've been on a flight where the locals did that and were told to sit down by the stewardess and they just sat down in the aisle as we taxied in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 nearly got caught at work today as well. crouching down with my head popping out the bushes to make sure no bugger was coming and to make matters worse the dog was trying to lick it up. When i was working as a carpenter this polish guy shat in the bushes close to the house he was working at, and the owners dog ate it all.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 (edited) I remember being in a pub in Tamworth one afternoon, and a guy was sat eating his lunch in his work overalls. All of a sudden there was a horrible smell coming from his direction, and he had a mortified look on his face. He promptly got up and left, leaving behind a big wet brown stain, and a trail of hot dog flavoured water. Edited May 18, 2015 by dAVe80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 18, 2015 Moderator Share Posted May 18, 2015 I remember being in a pub in Tamworth one afternoon, and a guy was sat eating his lunch in his work overalls. All of a sudden there was a horrible smell coming from his direction, and he had a mortified look on his face. He promptly got up and left, leaving behind a big wet brown stain, and a trail of hot dog flavoured water. [emoji14]uke: So you ... you know what flavour the water was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I remember being in a pub in Tamworth one afternoon, and a guy was sat eating his lunch in his work overalls. All of a sudden there was a horrible smell coming from his direction, and he had a mortified look on his face. He promptly got up and left, leaving behind a big wet brown stain, and a trail of hot dog flavoured water. I could be wrong here but ......was he ghey ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Just an expression, loike. I didn't actually taste it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I thought hotdog flavored water was man juice .....Will have to double check with base on this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Reminds me of my teens rocking to Limp Bizkit 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I might have done this one before, but the ridiculous complaints that people make about holiday destinations. Here's one for the hotel I'm staying at in June. It's in Mexico, that's an important point The TV has 50 plus channels but 40 plus are in Spanish. If you find a film to watch it can be interrupted by Mexican adverts The nightclub was ok, but it would have been better if they didn't play so much Mexican music Its like the People who complain/get pissy because theyre in another country and natives cant understand English. Some guy repeated the same question 20x to this girl in phils, Phrased it the same each time, she started crying because he ended up shouting at her and proceeding to ask how she doesnt understand what hes saying. Assholes When a footballer changes his boots in game and commentators make the same 5min rant everytime about how they cant believe it. Strange. Which part of the Phils was this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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