Brumstopdogs Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Shopping bags - can never open them! Even worse when the checkout workers just watch you struggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted April 6, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) Not being able to quit coke/sprite. IVe had litres of the stuff every day since i was a teenager and ive tried to quit about 150x in the past 4 years. I just cant do it. I can last about 2 days but then i "relapse" (lol relapse when talking about a drink ). Starting to get old and my metabolism isnt as fast anymore ! Im getting skinnnyfat but i just cant quit the stuff. sigh. 138 calories in one can of coke. its insane. Addiction is too strong. Nothing beats a nice cold can of coke It's easy. Jut drink diet instead. After a while you'll hate the taste of"normal" coke. Or even, Coke zero which pretty much tastes the same but with no sugar. Edited April 6, 2015 by PieFacE 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 I think I've bought one bottle of IRN BRU all year, fizzy drinks don't do anything for me, even squash, I just drink water, tea or coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 I replaced that shite with tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 i replaced it with my own pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Absolutely burst after a 4 day weekend of guzzling lager, rum and chocolate. Dreading going back to work tomorrow. Oh and lol at the past few pages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gharperr Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) Not being able to quit coke/sprite. IVe had litres of the stuff every day since i was a teenager and ive tried to quit about 150x in the past 4 years. I just cant do it. I can last about 2 days but then i "relapse" (lol relapse when talking about a drink ). Starting to get old and my metabolism isnt as fast anymore ! Im getting skinnnyfat but i just cant quit the stuff. sigh. 138 calories in one can of coke. its insane. Addiction is too strong. Nothing beats a nice cold can of coke It's easy. Jut drink diet instead. After a while you'll hate the taste of"normal" coke. Or even, Coke zero which pretty much tastes the same but with no sugar. thats just substituting shit with more shit . Probably save on like 400cal a day if i just drank water Edited April 6, 2015 by gharperr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Diet Coke is disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 The Allianz advert where the father and daughter start singing Karma Chameleon. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Coke life the bloke coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 6, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2015 I drink about one can of Coke a year. Couldn't imagine drinking it every day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 The Allianz advert where the father and daughter start singing Karma Chameleon. As disgusting as diet coke! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 World's most popular soft drink, and the VT shuns it. We're so damn hipster. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 tim lovejoy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted April 6, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2015 Not being able to quit coke/sprite. IVe had litres of the stuff every day since i was a teenager and ive tried to quit about 150x in the past 4 years. I just cant do it. I can last about 2 days but then i "relapse" (lol relapse when talking about a drink ). Starting to get old and my metabolism isnt as fast anymore ! Im getting skinnnyfat but i just cant quit the stuff. sigh. 138 calories in one can of coke. its insane. Addiction is too strong. Nothing beats a nice cold can of coke It's easy. Jut drink diet instead. After a while you'll hate the taste of"normal" coke. Or even, Coke zero which pretty much tastes the same but with no sugar. thats just substituting shit with more shit . Probably save on like 400cal a day if i just drank water I thought your issue was getting fat from a drink with high calories. Obviously, diet coke doesn't have any. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 tim lovejoy. Yet by comparison, that wonderful When Saturday Comes review of his book (I'm sure you've all read it, so I won't link to it), is something that cheers me up. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr_Pangloss Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 tim lovejoy. Yet by comparison, that wonderful When Saturday Comes review of his book (I'm sure you've all read it, so I won't link to it), is something that cheers me up. Agreed, it's epic, and exposes what a truly facile word removed Tim Lovejoy is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Maybe I'm alone in finding Tim Lovejoy alright. I don't really see the point in his brunch programme but Soccer AM used to be great when he did it. Coke on the other hand I agree is worse than rabies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 tim lovejoy. Yet by comparison, that wonderful When Saturday Comes review of his book (I'm sure you've all read it, so I won't link to it), is something that cheers me up. football365 had a look at it too And then there's the chapter entitled 'Women In Football. Discuss.' It's at this point, dear reader, that I have a confession to make. I didn't read the whole book. I gave up. It's where smugness and irritation becomes poison, where banter becomes 'banter'. It may, to paraphrase Will Self talking about Richard Littlejohn, have turned into Tolstoy after the halfway mark, but I don't know - someone else will have to check. He opens this chapter with a story about one of his young daughters scrubbing a Rivaldo autograph off a football (he doesn't specify how old the child was, but it's reasonably clear she's under 10) in innocent error as she was trying to give him a present, and says 'Now, I ask you, would a son have done that?' You wouldn't believe the number of times I read that passage just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating this Olympic-standard bellendery. Lovejoy recounts laughing at women's football to the point of soiling himself. Women 'really don't understand' football, it says here. He notes that women at football enjoy having 'get your tits out' chanted at them - 'that's why they always wear high-heels and full make-up.' He speculates whether a woman referee 'would be more lenient if she fancied the player that had transgressed.' I promise you I haven't made that up, and I also have no idea how or why Parkes missed that out of his review. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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