dAVe80 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 6, 2014 Audi A3's Audi have lent me one whilst my A5 is having some work done Got home got out the car and then had to run after it as rolled away and put the hand break on What sort of crappy car doesn't have an auto hand break !! *Brake* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 (edited) Birmingham International Airport. It's about as International class as Joe Bennett. Shithole, full of incompetent, rude, moronic staff. And Flybe are even worse. Edited August 6, 2014 by Risso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Birmingham International Airport. It's about as International class as Joe Bennett. Shithole, full of incompetent, rude, moronic staff. And Flybe are even worse. They dropped the 'International' bit when they rebranded. Your other points remain pertinent though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 The Great British Bake Off. Zzzzzzzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Audi A3's Audi have lent me one whilst my A5 is having some work done Got home got out the car and then had to run after it as rolled away and put the hand break on What sort of crappy car doesn't have an auto hand break !! my wife's car not only has a manual hand brake, it also requires the driver to turn the lights on and off it's like from 1950 or summit I changed over to i-phone yesterday (not my choice but there you go), had it plugged in to the i-phone dock in the car today banging out toons and making calls - always said I wouldn't be 'that guy', yet it took me approximately 10 hours to become 'that guy' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 (edited) For some reason any mentions of companies like Sainsbury's or Flyby are appearing as a link on my computer. Do I have a virus or something? But not in this post for some reason. The links appear in Claret. They actually look more stylish than when you post a link intentionally. Edited August 6, 2014 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 You've been malware'd too. What browser do you use? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Thanks, I'm on FIrefox. don't worry I'll just do a factory reset should get rid of the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 6, 2014 The David Brent film will be crap I'm sure. I'm a massive fan of the office and Extra's, but the Brent character has had its day. He did so well to end the Office when he did, keeping it quite short (2 short series and Xmas special) but now he's dragging it out with these live performances and movie. No thanks. Noel Gallagher said in an interview once that Gervais is Brent, there is very little acting involved, its just how he is. I think people are failing to separate "style of comedy" with "character". David Brent and Andy Millman aren't even close to being the same character. They have the same voice and accent, obviously, and similar comedy styles, but their characters are totally different. Who was comparing Andy Millman? I agree, very different to David Brent. I was just saying, someone who knows/knew Gervais quite well said that Gervais and Brent were one and the same.sorry, I quoted you but was addressing the point in general. The bit about brent and gervais was the bit directed at your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenko#4 Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 People who leave skid marks on the either the toilet seat or around the lip of the toilet. We have a repeat offender at work, and it is gross! I have three simple questions for these animals............ HOW?? WHY?? DO YOU DO IT IN YOUR OWN TOILET?? Surely it is not difficult to position your arse in such a way that you aim your waste into the pan and not anywhere but. Apologies for the vulgarity but I want to be able to have a poo without sitting in somebody elses..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Do you ever have one of those poos in the morning that just right sets you up for the day. A good 5 minutes of minimal fuss evacuation. Can't beat that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Going to sleep at night. Right now I'm shattered but don't want to sleep. But I could happily sleep all day and really enjoy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 6, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 6, 2014 I hate sleeping during the day, it makes me feel like shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 It makes me feel like shit afterwards but feels so good at the time. A peace I can't get at night. Plus such vivid dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I hate sleeping during the day, it makes me feel like shit. Yeah, you're just 'resting your eyes', aren't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Do you ever have one of those poos in the morning that just right sets you up for the day. A good 5 minutes of minimal fuss evacuation. Can't beat that. I honestly can't remember the last time I spent more than 1 minute curling one off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 7, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 7, 2014 I hate sleeping during the day, it makes me feel like shit. Yeah, you're just 'resting your eyes', aren't you? Not there yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 Do you ever have one of those poos in the morning that just right sets you up for the day. A good 5 minutes of minimal fuss evacuation. Can't beat that. I honestly can't remember the last time I spent more than 1 minute curling one off. Should try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 People who leave skid marks on the either the toilet seat or around the lip of the toilet. We have a repeat offender at work, and it is gross! I have three simple questions for these animals............ HOW?? WHY?? DO YOU DO IT IN YOUR OWN TOILET?? Surely it is not difficult to position your arse in such a way that you aim your waste into the pan and not anywhere but. Apologies for the vulgarity but I want to be able to have a poo without sitting in somebody elses..... Only 13 posts on VT and you already talking about poo. Also how do you know it's a repeat offender, it might be a different person. Agree with the general gist of the post though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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