mjmooney Posted September 18, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 18, 2013 Don't. You'll confuse them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 (edited) I'm a trainee Buddhist, I still have a lot to learn, I usually decide to convert to Buddhism at this time of year as it gets me out of all of the Xmas shennanigans Funny, my Buddhist friends all celebrate Christmas Your Buddhist friends are all Dalai Lama dolls...and the the 'celebration' is your Wednesday tea-parties. Am I wrong? Edited September 18, 2013 by AVFC_Hitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I'm a trainee Buddhist, I still have a lot to learn, I usually decide to convert to Buddhism at this time of year as it gets me out of all of the Xmas shennanigans Funny, my Buddhist friends all celebrate Christmas Your Buddhist friends are all Dalai Lama dolls...and the the 'celebration' is the your Wednesday tea-parties. Am I wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 My mother's time keeping. She's doing me a favour moving a sofa, which I appreciate, but she's 45 minutes late already and which means I'm going have to keep someone else waiting 45 minutes now, at the very least. Parents eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 My mother's time-keeping is erratic at best. One day she'll be bang on time then you'll think she'll do the same the next time but no, she'll be 45 mins late after stopping off for a coffee somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Big arses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Big arses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Big arses. How big ...as a jlo butt is tasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted September 18, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 18, 2013 That I have no money and no food, due to those kind people at atos. Yes, I should've responded to the letter, but was ill. So now I'm waiting for the crisis loan people to call me. They should've called me on Monday. Not to worry though, I can get some food vouchers on Friday afternoon and go to the food Bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 (edited) A life of petty crime is your only option, Anthony. Serious point: A few years back we recieved a Christmas hamper*. It was a shock to say the least. I mean, it was a pretty lean time financially, but I didn't think we were a charity case. It wasn't that long ago I was in school contributing to said hampers for other families! It was a bit... embarassing. Anyway, I soon realised it didn't bloody matter. One needs food, and there is no shame in how you get it. *The food sucked. Anyway, don't listen to me. Petty crime is a better option. I suggest any corner shops run by the elderly. Edited September 18, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 fill your boots at the foodbank. it's what it's for, the people there will want you take what's needed in my experience don't be embarassed or any of that old crap, take what you need and know that when you're in a better position you can donate more than you took Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry_Static Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I was visiting a friend today and his daughter was eating those love hearts sweets so obviously I stole some off her but I didn't realise how creepy they are now. The first one was ok "e-mail me" but after that it just got weird when the next two said "I surrender" and "break me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I was visiting a friend today and his daughter was eating those love hearts sweets so obviously I stole some off her but I didn't realise how creepy they are now. The first one was ok "e-mail me" but after that it just got weird when the next two said "I surrender" and "break me". You can get personalised Love Hearts nowadays...maybe the daughter was trying to tell you something. Just sayin'. I mean you were sharing sweets with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I was visiting a friend today and his daughter was eating those love hearts sweets so obviously I stole some off her but I didn't realise how creepy they are now. The first one was ok "e-mail me" but after that it just got weird when the next two said "I surrender" and "break me". You can get personalised Love Hearts nowadays...maybe the daughter was trying to tell you something. Just sayin'. I mean you were sharing sweets with her. Too soon ??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Leemond you're bizarre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry_Static Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I was visiting a friend today and his daughter was eating those love hearts sweets so obviously I stole some off her but I didn't realise how creepy they are now. The first one was ok "e-mail me" but after that it just got weird when the next two said "I surrender" and "break me". You can get personalised Love Hearts nowadays...maybe the daughter was trying to tell you something. Just sayin'. I mean you were sharing sweets with her. So do you think I should e-mail her before or after I break her pelvis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Getting 6 yellow & 4 orange in my packet of fruit gums, not one red! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 19, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 19, 2013 But red ones are rubbish ! Green and black are the best. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted September 19, 2013 Author Share Posted September 19, 2013 When you ask someone a question with some detail where you require a fairly detailed answer and getting a "Yes/No" answer. FFS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Getting 6 yellow & 4 orange in my packet of fruit gums, not one red! its like getting a kit kat that's just chocolate ...wait that's actually better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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