StefanAVFC Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Barry Bannan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 Whilst once holidaying in Zante with my ex we had the unfortunate pleasure of having an apartment next to a really horrible, obnoxious, loud couple. The apartments were opened and locked by a standard skeleton key. On our last day as we left I noticed their key was on the outside of the door, I locked the door and threw the key away. I have no idea if they were leaving that day, how they got out or how long they were in there for. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Whilst once holidaying in Zante with my ex we had the unfortunate pleasure of having an apartment next to a really horrible, obnoxious, loud couple. The apartments were opened and locked by a standard skeleton key. On our last day as we left I noticed their key was on the outside of the door, I locked the door and threw the key away. I have no idea if they were leaving that day, how they got out or how long they were in there for. Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 17, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 17, 2013 ^^^Haha amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Probably just ring down to reception huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted May 17, 2013 Author Share Posted May 17, 2013 They were basic apartments, keys were given to us on the way there & deposited in a safe, I also don't remember a phone in the room & not everyone had mobiles back in the early 90's. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 in which case, BRAVO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I'm so hungry that I just opened a carrier bag I'm using as a bin under my desk, fished out the styrofoam kebab box from last Friday and ate the rest of the pitta with dried chilli sauce that I didn't finish. I'm not proud of myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 8, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted July 8, 2013 Stop giving me horrible mental images you lot I heard you like "big guns"? I'm not talking about the ones attached to my shoulders either... I do like a nice sa80 SA80s are rather small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 That's bad Gareth. Bad as in bad, not bad as in good. I've been looking through a load of old photo albums and remembered a few things. - I once poo'd myself at a pirate-themed fancy dress party. I think I was about 6. - There's a photo of me on holiday, about 4 years old, in my sisters pink swimming costume. When I asked my parents why I was wearing it, they said that I told them that "It's more comfortable". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I once considered... ... buying an Audi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 What do you drive mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Gotta be a Nissan Micra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Whilst once holidaying in Zante with my ex we had the unfortunate pleasure of having an apartment next to a really horrible, obnoxious, loud couple. The apartments were opened and locked by a standard skeleton key. On our last day as we left I noticed their key was on the outside of the door, I locked the door and threw the key away. I have no idea if they were leaving that day, how they got out or how long they were in there for. Reminds me of a news story from Zante around that time- some bloke was having a seizure, but paramedics couldn't get his door open in time to save him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 What do you drive mate? A Ford Focus. I was having trouble finding the right Ford so in my hour of desperation I considered buying an Audi. Luckily a Ford came up Looking to replace it with a Ford Cougar V6 as soon as I find the right one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Must have been about 7 and my parents had bought me a new tricycle. Outside our front door was a hill which i peddled right to the top of it and then i noted a man and his wife walking either side of their young kid holding the kid's hands. I pushed off down the hill and for some unknown reason to me i steered my new bike right at the back of the young child. Then a massive thump and i peddled like f**k out of sight with the child's cries ringing in my ears. Parents didn't come after me and no-one knocked on our door to complain. Even now i can't understand why i did it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 It's because yer evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 Even now i can't understand why i did it. You like being the center of attention. Rob's got the alternative already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I once considered... ... buying an Audi Have you seen the Audi A 5 Turbo sport...quality and yes my family has one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 I like the new Ford Fusion, considering a trade-in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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