Stevo985 Posted February 21, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2012 I've got a meeting in half an hour and I've done shit all work all afternoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 daz316 is going to come one here thinking "wow, look at all the great advice".. and will find this instead! quick, someone write a poem about Daz's situation, so he feels included... Ender, you're late to this one; we've already had us some fun at Daz's expense, we gave our two cents. Now to you I must say it's "Bindunne". i tell you what, you & the other poem-ers have some skill to be able to churn out quality limericks at such speed. Ender its not really that hard, To act like a poet or bard, So don't be so thick, and join in; be quick, Or people will think you're a mard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 21, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2012 Limericks are so easy to make, just try it for goodness sake. Think of words that rhyme, add turds to fill time And slip in a subtle piss take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 these fools think i can rhyme but i just don't have the time. i'm not that clever not now, not ever. how about instead i do a mime? yeah ok, it was easier than i thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 these fools think i can rhyme but i just don't have the time. i'm not that clever not now, not ever. how about instead i do a mime? yeah ok, it was easier than i thought! no it wasn't :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Desperate for love and attention he seeks he fell for her sickle and of vodka she reeks No passport is sought, its just love he insists as she takes his mind off all his faults that he lists He's mad for her looks, soo compelled he expressed in 10 thousand texts but he isnt obsessed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 22, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 22, 2012 He's Daz three sixteen A budget wedding he seeks VT delivers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zak Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 His name is Daz with a capital D He’s found a Russian Goddess costing no fee He’s no longer a stalker Be careful fellow Villa Talker Because these situations are rarely free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted February 22, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 22, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I dont know who's actually come off worse there! The streak of piss with the ripped trousers needed a good beating! Run around till someones on the floor then gets the boot in...tosser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I dont know who's actually come off worse there! The streak of piss with the ripped trousers needed a good beating! Run around till someones on the floor then gets the boot in...tosser! :oops: appears i uploaded my own wedding video by mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I dont know who's actually come off worse there! The streak of piss with the ripped trousers needed a good beating! Run around till someones on the floor then gets the boot in...tosser! Or the woman in red at 37 secs who gets a whack in the melee of ounches being thrown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 His name is Daz with a capital D He’s found a Russian Goddess costing no fee He’s no longer a stalker Be careful fellow Villa Talker Because these situations are rarely free i like this one, real advice and a limerick in one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I am planning to get married on the 22nd April this year on a budget. We only plan to have 40-50 guests and plan to get married so soon as my fianciee is Russian and we have to get married within 6 months of her being a citizen in the UK. Daz - are you now married, divorced, single, engaged, killed by the russian mafia, or living in sexual bliss? update us please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 ^^ This! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I saw this pop up and got very excited...only for it to have no sign of Daz...shame on you all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 He's probably inside a concrete motorway support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 *sends out search party* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 I have this terrible vision of Daz bolted to a sex-swing in a Tunguskan jail being systematically violated in the bum by a cadre of burly Zangief-a-likes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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