irreverentad Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 means the act of nookie itself would be over before the "ond" bit could be uttered by aforementioned Russian girlfriend Joke fail :oops: .. trudges off with tail between legs Haha ok I am there! I am sure everyone else got it. Just a long couple of days at work so a bit frazzled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 316 is Rushin' to marry a Russian .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Out of interest, how old is Daz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daz316 Posted February 21, 2012 Author Share Posted February 21, 2012 28 bit gutted at the reaction in the thread but to be expected I guess. And yes that was all a year ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 21, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2012 Chin up mate. It's all banter (you shouldn't expect anything less on here!) There are actually a couple of half decent suggestions in amongst the comments! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 tis a football forum ..did you expect poetry and flowers ? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 28 bit gutted at the reaction in the thread but to be expected I guess. And yes that was all a year ago daz, the problem is to a lot of us it seems dodge. The fact it sounds like you wanted to take your time but you are being rushed, the fact this type of activity has happened before with russian women, the fact she needs a visa and also you have not lived with her for any length of time. While this sounds 'iffy' to a lot of us, you have the benefit of knowing the girl involved. I am sure is some scenarios that this sort of thing works out for a lot of couples while for a lot of others it does not. I hope for your sake it works out. All you can do is weigh up the pros and cons and make the decision. If it all ends badly you have your health and friends. If it ends well you have someone to spend your life with. All I would say is get the pre-nup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 tis a football forum ..did you expect poetry and flowers ? :-) Ignore Gay Tony, he's probably just jealous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 I really want to sing that Nikita song by Elton John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 tis a football forum ..did you expect poetry and flowers ? :-) There was a user called DazThreeSixteen He married a Russian who was overly keen It all happened so quick He found she didn't want his dick Just a card that was coloured in green **** you, it rhymes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 21, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2012 Daz is on VT his russian bride is discussed he is disappoint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 tis a football forum ..did you expect poetry and flowers ? :-) There was a user called Dante He dated a stripper how cliche, He used to be depressed, But now he is blessed, Cos of the money she brings flashing her c unt-e **** you, it rhymes. :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Tsk tsk Dante, amateur hour honestly. Here; There was a VTer called Daz, he couldn't find love on the razz. So he bought up a Russki whilst horny and husky. She'll nick all the money he has! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 tis a football forum ..did you expect poetry and flowers ? :-) There was a user called Dante He dated a stripper how cliche, He used to be depressed, But now he is blessed, Cos of the money she brings flashing her c unt-e **** you, it rhymes. :winkold: Dante is a poster on VT He wooed him a stripper so neatly she flashes her gash will do stuff for cash How long before he catches VD? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 This site is very funny at times. When you get past all the bitching and gossiping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 21, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2012 tis a football forum ..did you expect poetry and flowers ? :-) There was a user called Dante He dated a stripper how cliche, He used to be depressed, But now he is blessed, Cos of the money she brings flashing her c unt-e **** you, it rhymes. :winkold: Dante is a poster on VT He wooed him a stripper so neatly she flashes her gash will do stuff for cash How long before he catches VD? :wink: There once was a poster called Eames, A stripper was the girl of his dreams. Dante got her instead And took her to bed Now Eames bats for the other team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 tis a football forum ..did you expect poetry and flowers ? :-) There was a user called Dante He dated a stripper how cliche, He used to be depressed, But now he is blessed, Cos of the money she brings flashing her c unt-e **** you, it rhymes. :winkold: Dante is a poster on VT He wooed him a stripper so neatly she flashes her gash will do stuff for cash How long before he catches VD? :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 tis a football forum ..did you expect poetry and flowers ? :-) There was a user called Dante He dated a stripper how cliche, He used to be depressed, But now he is blessed, Cos of the money she brings flashing her c unt-e **** you, it rhymes. :winkold: Dante is a poster on VT He wooed him a stripper so neatly she flashes her gash will do stuff for cash How long before he catches VD? :wink: There once was a poster called Eames, A stripper was the girl of his dreams. Dante got her instead And took her to bed Now Eames bats for the other team. Steveo used verse to be smart But poems, dear Steve are an art You see, they must rhyme Line after line Or yes you just look like a...... clearing in the woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 dear Steve Meltdown in 3... 2... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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