Stevo985 Posted February 21, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2012 haha done steve! meltdown in 3...2... Don't worry, Jake. Alan can call me whatever he likes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Just so Gareth doesn't feel left out..... There was a young man called Gaz, Who needed to give his sex life pizazz, So he went to buy sweets, To cover his bird's meats, So he ain't just an impotent spazz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 haha done steve! meltdown in 3...2... Don't worry, Jake. Alan can call me whatever he likes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 This thread is now totally ghey, Eames and Stevo engage in swordplay. But don't rub your dicks together like sticks; you just can't make fire that way. Its not ghey unless the balls touch I assumed YOU would have known just as much Don't preted you don't love it you should just admit it. Now get down put your face in his crotch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 21, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2012 Ooh arr Gareth RDR Har-dee-har, har, har-dee-har Enjoy Mardis Gras So near and so far. Ohh arr Mardis Gras R D R! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 This thread is now totally ghey, Eames and Stevo engage in swordplay. But don't rub your dicks together like sticks; you just can't make fire that way. Its not ghey unless the balls touch I assumed YOU would have known just as much Don't preted you don't love it you should just admit it. Now get down put your face in his crotch Did you just rhyme 'it' with 'it'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 This thread is now totally ghey, Eames and Stevo engage in swordplay. But don't rub your dicks together like sticks; you just can't make fire that way. Its not ghey unless the balls touch I assumed YOU would have known just as much Don't preted you don't love it you should just admit it. Now get down put your face in his crotch Did you just rhyme 'it' with 'it'? It rhymes? Quelle probleme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Amateur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 There was a young man called Gaz, Who needed to give his sex life pizazz, So he went to buy sweets, To cover his bird's meats, So he ain't just an impotent spazz! Thank you irreverentad, I was starting to get a bit sad. My name doesn't rhyme but you took the time. Wanna pic of me, scantily clad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 There was a young man called Gaz, Who needed to give his sex life pizazz, So he went to buy sweets, To cover his bird's meats, So he ain't just an impotent spazz! Thank you irreverentad, I was starting to get a bit sad. My name doesn't rhyme but you took the time. Wanna pic of me, scantily clad? It is so hard to find rhyming words with 'Gareth'! Is it the same pic Wiggy sent me of you? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Its not ghey unless the balls touch I assumed YOU would have known just as much Don't preted you don't love it you should just admit it. Now get down put your face in his crotch This rhyming lark's just not your game, don't mess with me son; I take names. Now bite on your lip, bend over and strip. When I'm done, you won't sit again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 daz316 is going to come one here thinking "wow, look at all the great advice".. and will find this instead! quick, someone write a poem about Daz's situation, so he feels included... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Is it the same pic Wiggy sent me of you? :winkold:There is one in circulation already, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Bin dunne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 There was a young man called Gaz, Who needed to give his sex life pizazz, So he went to buy sweets, To cover his bird's meats, So he ain't just an impotent spazz! Thank you irreverentad, I was starting to get a bit sad. My name doesn't rhyme but you took the time. Wanna pic of me, scantily clad? It is so hard to find rhyming words with 'Gareth'! Is it the same pic Wiggy sent me of you? :winkold: You were'nt supposed to tell him!!! He's going to stop sending them to me now! :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 daz316 is going to come one here thinking "wow, look at all the great advice".. and will find this instead! quick, someone write a poem about Daz's situation, so he feels included... Ender, you're late to this one; we've already had us some fun at Daz's expense, we gave our two cents. Now to you I must say it's "Bindunne". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 daz316 is going to come one here thinking "wow, look at all the great advice".. and will find this instead! quick, someone write a poem about Daz's situation, so he feels included... I believe I did, and that's what started this whole thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 daz316 is going to come one here thinking "wow, look at all the great advice".. and will find this instead! quick, someone write a poem about Daz's situation, so he feels included... Ender, you're late to this one; we've already had us some fun at Daz's expense, we gave our two cents. Now to you I must say it's "Bindunne". i tell you what, you & the other poem-ers have some skill to be able to churn out quality limericks at such speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Think how she will feel on her wedding day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 21, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21, 2012 Daz he felt so lo-onely inside, inside He found himself a ma-il order bride, a bride He told us all about his wife we took the piss and gave him strife Daz three sixteen VT's number one He used to ask us "why don't they text back, text back?" We laughed and then we gave him some more flack, more flack. Now he's got a hot russian bird But she's on the other side of the world Daz three sixteen VT's number one EVERYBODY!! La-la la-la la-la la-la la-laaa, la-laaaaaaaa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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