hogso Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Internet Friends would make a good thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted July 24, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted July 24, 2017 Whenever I tell anybody in the real world some of the stories or advice I read on here, instead of saying "This guy on the internet told me...", I'll always say, "My mate told me...". I think it makes it sound less weird. "So my mate's got one of those henry hoovers..." 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post choffer Posted July 24, 2017 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Whenever I tell anybody in the real world some of the stories or advice I read on here, instead of saying "This guy on the internet told me...", I'll always say, "My mate told me...". I think it makes it sound less weird. "So my mate's got one of those henry hoovers..." Glad it's not just me that does that: "My friend went on a blind date the other day. Turns out she was a Nazi. He was gutted but it's a great story and knowing him, he'll be telling it for years!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 35 minutes ago, choffer said: Glad it's not just me that does that: "My friend went on a blind date the other day. Turns out she was a Nazi. He was gutted but it's a great story and knowing him, he'll be telling it for years!" I think I've told people that exact story. I think I said "I know someone who..". But, sorry this is going off topic. DHUTWU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 24, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2017 20 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: But, sorry this is going off topic. Agreed. I've a blinda data tonight. Well, not 100% blind as I've managed to stalk her online presence. First impressions are she's way out of my league looks-wise so I'm going to have to turn on the charm. In other news, what do you do when you find your best mate's wife on Tinder? (After DHUTWU, obviously). 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted July 24, 2017 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, choffer said: Agreed. I've a blinda data tonight. Well, not 100% blind as I've managed to stalk her online presence. First impressions are she's way out of my league looks-wise so I'm going to have to turn on the charm. In other news, what do you do when you find your best mate's wife on Tinder? (After DHUTWU, obviously). Sounds like a double fail then maybe pretend you are rich As for the mates Mrs... now that is a dilemma.... don't envy you that one. Oh and after DHUTWU it appears GHD's is part of the course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 (edited) 17 minutes ago, choffer said: Agreed. I've a blinda data tonight. Well, not 100% blind as I've managed to stalk her online presence. First impressions are she's way out of my league looks-wise so I'm going to have to turn on the charm. In other news, what do you do when you find your best mate's wife on Tinder? (After DHUTWU, obviously). I'm guessing there's no chance it's an old profile? I don't know, I've never used tinder. EDIT, ooh hang on. Does this mean you'd had to have swiped left or right and she would have seen you too? Edited July 24, 2017 by Paddywhack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted July 24, 2017 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I'm guessing there's no chance it's an old profile? I don't know, I've never used tinder. Me think he doth protest too much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 (edited) 28 minutes ago, choffer said: I've a blinda data tonight. Well, not 100% blind I thought this meant you have a date with a person who is not 100% blind. On reflection I don't think that's the case. Anyway, good look. Edited July 24, 2017 by hogso 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, TrentVilla said: Me think he doth protest too much... I swear to god I've never used it! I'm more of a grindr man. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Going on a date with a blind woman would mean you could spend the whole night staring at her tits. /lad talk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Going on a date with a blind woman would mean you could spend the whole night staring at her tits. /lad talk Yeah, probably get away with GWDHUTWU too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 24, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2017 29 minutes ago, TrentVilla said: Sounds like a double fail then maybe pretend you are rich As for the mates Mrs... now that is a dilemma.... don't envy you that one. Oh and after DHUTWU it appears GHD's is part of the course! I know the marriage is in trouble to say the least but I wasn't in the least bit surprised to see her profile up there. I guess she's planning on having fun while he's overseas. I'm leaning towards staying out of it. She's already told him she wants a divorce before he returns so I think I'll just let nature take its course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 24, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2017 (edited) Oops - D.P. (That's double-post before Ruge gets excited). Edited July 24, 2017 by choffer 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted July 24, 2017 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, choffer said: I know the marriage is in trouble to say the least but I wasn't in the least bit surprised to see her profile up there. I guess she's planning on having fun while he's overseas. I'm leaning towards staying out of it. She's already told him she wants a divorce before he returns so I think I'll just let nature take its course. Ah some important extr details there... stay well out then, sounds like she is thinking single already. So which way you going to swipe? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, hogso said: Yeah, probably get away with GWDHUTWU too GW....GW...? Nope, I can't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 24, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, TrentVilla said: So which way you going to swipe? I wouldn't have needed Tinder for that. She's pretty much offered it on a plate before now, which is why I don't have anything to do with her. Horrible piece of work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted July 24, 2017 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2017 Just now, choffer said: I wouldn't have needed Tinder for that. She's pretty much offered it on a plate before now, which is why I don't have anything to do with her. Horrible piece of work. Clearly not attractive then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 24, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted July 24, 2017 Just now, TrentVilla said: Clearly not attractive then Bros before hoes, Trent. Bros before hoes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted July 24, 2017 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2017 Actually, second thoughts. I'd tell him. You don't need to worry about how he takes it too much if they are getting divorced. Plus two extra things, if she is a horror it covers you from her making any false claims plus may help him when it comes to the divorce. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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