troon_villan Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I wouldn't lose a limb for any amount of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted June 14, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 14, 2015 Would anyone have an arm amputated for £5m? If you can stretch to £7m, we might have a deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Interesting question. Almost certainly no in the hypothetical world. But stick £5m in front of me and you might have me sweating at least. Life would be challenging for a couple of years while you adjust, but if you handle it right (pun intended) you get plenty of time to do so as you never have to do any "proper" work again. £250k a year for 20 years basically. If you can't invest that right to give yourself an easy life for the rest of your days then an extra arm isn't going to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I once asked a mate how many fingers he'd have removed if they were worth £1m each. He said all of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Hmmm, I reckon you could have my left pinky for £1m. That's a life changing amount of money for just one finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Hmmm, I reckon you could have my left pinky for £1m. That's a life changing amount of money for just one finger. You think I have that kind of money? I'll give you a tenner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 So instead of fisting, he would now be stumping... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Could you still drive and play videogames without your little fingers? If so then I'll take the £2m for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 So instead of fisting, he would now be stumping... Who have you been talking to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 I'd need to see how advanced prosthetics are before parting with an arm. £5m though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 You'd only end up blowing the lot on Tom Huddlestone or shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 How many times do you think you could ejackulate in a day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Anything over 10 and it gets sore and my reserves dry up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Could dragons have existed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 When and who decided that McDonald's car parks, were the place to meet for Chavs in souped up Novas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 16, 2015 Moderator Share Posted June 16, 2015 Who is more hilarious. Melissa McCarthy or Rebel Wilson. Be careful how you read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 16, 2015 Author VT Supporter Share Posted June 16, 2015 Would you be surprised to learn I have no idea who they are? Thought not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Why there isnt a "things that make you happy" thread to counter all the moaning that goes on in the "things that piss you off" thread. Like why wouldnt you want a thread to see what makes other people happy, trying that stuff out for yourselves might make you happier too Every forum always has this "things that piss you off" but never one about being happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Why we wear helmets on a bicycle but not in a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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