Voinjama Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 The poo goes into the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 my brother once burnt down a whole caravan site - but that's another story....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Just been talking to my mate, and wondering who would be the dirtiest in bed, Carol Vorderman or Rachel Riley? Please note, this is not a who would you rather do question. I think Vorderman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 13, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 13, 2014 Deffo Vordermann. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AVFC_Hitz Posted August 13, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2014 Vorders would have you tied up, crumbling choccy digestives into your mouth. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Vorders would have you tied up, crumbling choccy digestives into your mouth.she would be drunk as a skunk. Riley would be making you go wobble wibble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Vorderman is a lot older so she would want it, nay need it much more. She would appreciate the D much more as Riley could get it anywhere, anytime. In that respect Vorderman would seem much more vulnerable and possibly be easier to coerce into bed than Riley. Riley may make you work much harder just to get a sniff (pun intended). Nothing sexier than a vulnerable older woman, rigid with apprehension and fear in her voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xann Posted August 13, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 13, 2014 Nothing sexier than a vulnerable older woman, rigid with apprehension and fear in her voice. Morpheus? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 all a bit blokey in here you can actually smell the funk as you enter the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted August 13, 2014 all a bit blokey in here you can actually smell the funk as you enter the threadI wonder which nail varnish would go best with this bag? Better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 all a bit blokey in here you can actually smell the funk as you enter the thread Fair enough... Erm, what's the best sanitary towel, for when you're having a period? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I'm thinking about buying some scented candles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArteSuave Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I've run out of foaming facial cleanser. I wish this one was a joke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Let's all pm each other slagging off other forum members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 That wainy is a proper Bellend ay Crispy.. Oh.. shit... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Jokes on you, crispy was bitchin' about you to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Hitz has split ends in his hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Wainys face is slightly off centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Hitz paints his toe-nails red. Tacky tack tacky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted August 14, 2014 Moderator Share Posted August 14, 2014 I often wonder if RugeleyVilla chuckles to himself when he's buying a new sofa and the salesman starts to talk about the benefits of Scotchguard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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