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Does anyone know of any good online florists?

Be aware women judge you on where flowers come from - they look online to see what you spent.

I once send a girl a bunch from Sainsburys. It looked a great bunch, but somehow, Sainsburys doesnt say "Romance" like a real flower shop.

for the sake of a tenner, make sure your gift is delivered with the aplomb you desire.

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Does anyone know of any good online florists?

Be aware women judge you on where flowers come from - they look online to see what you spent.

I once send a girl a bunch from Sainsburys. It looked a great bunch, but somehow, Sainsburys doesnt say "Romance" like a real flower shop.

for the sake of a tenner, make sure your gift is delivered with the aplomb you desire.

ANy woman who does that isn't worth bothering with in the first place

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Some clearing in the woods complaining on the news about how other flights are allowed to take off...yet hers wasn't. Why?

Volcanic ash found in the planes engine.

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Does anyone know of any good online florists?

Be aware women judge you on where flowers come from - they look online to see what you spent.

I once send a girl a bunch from Sainsburys. It looked a great bunch, but somehow, Sainsburys doesnt say "Romance" like a real flower shop.

for the sake of a tenner, make sure your gift is delivered with the aplomb you desire.

ANy woman who does that isn't worth bothering with in the first place

I bought my girlfriend a bunch of flowers from Morrisons, she was a bit disappointed.

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I saw something really funny today. A bloke with a Sherpa hat got out of his car at a red light, ran to the car in front, mooned and pressed his arse up the window, then got back into his car.

Wasn't funny from where I was seated :D

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I saw something really funny today. A bloke with a Sherpa hat got out of his car at a red light, ran to the car in front, mooned and pressed his arse up the window, then got back into his car.

Wasn't funny from where I was seated :D

No wipeage? :|

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I saw something really funny today. A bloke with a Sherpa hat got out of his car at a red light, ran to the car in front, mooned and pressed his arse up the window, then got back into his car.

Wasn't funny from where I was seated :D

Had you forgotten the cushion so you couldn't see over the door panel? :mrgreen:

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I saw something really funny today. A bloke with a Sherpa hat got out of his car at a red light, ran to the car in front, mooned and pressed his arse up the window, then got back into his car.

Wasn't funny from where I was seated :D

Had you forgotten the cushion so you couldn't see over the door panel? :mrgreen:

Have you still got beaded seat covers? ;)

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I saw something really funny today. A bloke with a Sherpa hat got out of his car at a red light, ran to the car in front, mooned and pressed his arse up the window, then got back into his car.

Wasn't funny from where I was seated :D

No wipeage? :|

Too much wipeage :)

Nah, of course, it wasn't me, I was being silly. Did it look like they knew each other or was it random?!

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Won £25 at the Union poker tonight.

Main tournament was a nightmare, made worse by being a double rebuy/rebuy-addon tournament and the absurd lack of cards I had.

But a took down an 8 handed side game, wahey.

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