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Peanut butter is best used in satay sauces. Beef satay from my local chinese is absolutely amazing.

 

Satay?

 

Chinese?

 

 

They all look the same to us.....

 

 

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Peanut butter is best used in satay sauces. Beef satay from my local chinese is absolutely amazing.

 

Satay?

 

Chinese?

 

 

'chinese' is a type of takeaway food store that is run by somebody that looks vaguely 'chinese'

you will never see these people outside of their shop

you will never see deliveries made to their shop

you can only presume that when they start their business they have 15 years of supplies in a freezer out back

they make the most wonderful lunchtime chips, fishcake and curry sauce

it's traditional british fare, but tastes a bit chinese

they will also happily sell you a poppadom or a belgian sausage

do not go into such a place hungry or drunk, you will reel off four or five dishes you know you like and some how, you've spent £25 and won't even open two of the cartons

 

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There is a 'chinese' near me run by a white bloke who sits behind the counter in a baseball cap and grey tracksuit and gives out betting tips about horses I'm not even sure exist.

Does he give out the tips in typical Chinese fortune snacks?

 

 

Lucky Bookie Cookie

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Any need for India to send a rocket to mars .....massive waste of money 

 

Well the rest of the country seems to be doing fine, so I don't see any harm in them spending a small amount of money on a project as useful as this.

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Any need for India to send a rocket to mars .....massive waste of money 

 

Well the rest of the country seems to be doing fine, so I don't see any harm in them spending a small amount of money on a project as useful as this.

 

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Any need for India to send a rocket to mars .....massive waste of money 

 

you wont be saying that when India and Pakistan nuke planet Earth to bits and we all have to go live on the colony they built on Mars

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Any need for India to send a rocket to mars .....massive waste of money 

 

you're missing the bigger picture, we might gain some super tech out of this

 

if it hadn't been for the trillions NASA spunked in space* we wouldn't have, er, we wouldn't, er, teflon! We wouldn't have teflon to help the ladies with the washing up.

 

 

* always wear a visor

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Any need for India to send a rocket to mars .....massive waste of money

 

you're missing the bigger picture, we might gain some super tech out of this

 

if it hadn't been for the trillions NASA spunked in space* we wouldn't have, er, we wouldn't, er, teflon! We wouldn't have teflon to help the ladies with the washing up.

 

 

* always wear a visor

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1.0 Teflon

2.0 Pens that write upside down

3.0 Nice pictures looking back at earth

4.0 I'm struggling now

5.0 Probably kept a bunch of nazi's off the streets in the 50's n 60's so that was largely good

6.0 £139 GPS instead of £5.99 maps

7.0 I'm about done

8.0 erm....

9.0 did I mention those pens?

10.0 dried food sachets

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