Chindie Posted February 16, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2010 I find myself in the unenviable position of having to provide a summary of the field of work my dissertation will be grounded in, without having read much of it, in 12 hours. 3,500 words. I think one of my mates might have the right idea - it's bullshit, unmarked, don't bother. And yet I find myself sat on Word trying to make it sound like I know what I'm talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 No one knows what they are talking about, they are just making educated guesses. In reality we all know **** all but pretend we do in order to make it easier to achieve our long term aim which is to shag some willing ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 my first blowie?! Is this a man thing? Oh yes, that really is a man thing :nod: I'm sure there are parts of the Far East where it could be classed as 'woman' thing too... :winkold: Beat me to it. Well, at least a similar one. I don't think I remember my first as such, but I remember my first "completed", so to speak. :nod: Her ex bf was in the room next door and was wondering what we were doing... Well, I'm really not that bad. Long story about the whole thing. Two of my best memories are actually one day each with the only two girls I've ever loved for real. Both days were very memorable. Those were the days. :nod: i think you get extra awesome points for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted February 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2010 That doesn't help my situation to be fair, and I don't think I ever liked pseudo-intellectualism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted February 17, 2010 Moderator Share Posted February 17, 2010 good memories (first blowie) I nearly spat my tea out... :shock: Should you have been drinking at the time? with a hot drink that could have scolded his .... :shock: :evil: .....man thing ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted February 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2010 Never met a Roisin. There seem to be millions of Siobhans about though, very few of them Irish. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMDGVeICeP8, wiki"] Siobhan (pronounced Sha-Vhan) Meow is a transgender or transsexual person who appeared on The Howard Stern Show and has been considered a member of The Wack Pack. She was born male in Brooklyn in 1956, attended schools in New York and Pennsylvania, and married in 1978. Throughout the 1980s and 1990s, Siobhan appeared variously in male or transgender female forms. She organized a music troupe called "Pep Girlz", produced by Paul Kostabi, that performed in local venues. The band produced one CD in 1997, titled "Down 'n Dirty". Siobhan completed the medical transition from male to female in 2002 after identifying and residing as a woman for several years. The surgery was paid in large part by Siobhan's brother who had to mortgage his house. Ironically, Siobhan's sex change has made it hard for her to find work and the debt is unpaid. Since 2002, she has continued painting and has used mixed-media to express feline forms in her art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted February 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2010 good memories (first blowie) I nearly spat my tea out... :shock: Should you have been drinking at the time? It would be an interesting sensation having a girl having a cuppa give you a blowie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anything11 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I had a friend who told me a story of the "hot and cold" blowjob. Chick drinks some coffee and goes to town then stops and puts ice cubes in her mouth - spits them out and goes to town again. Repeat. Apparently it ruled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted February 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2010 I had a friend who told me a story of the "hot and cold" blowjob. Chick drinks some coffee and goes to town then stops and puts ice cubes in her mouth - spits them out and goes to town again. Repeat. Apparently it ruled. Referenced in the Iain Banks novel Complicity actually as well, according to that it's meant to be amazing as well. Can't say I fancy it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Heh, I've had that, to an extent. Not with coffee though but with ice. Her mouth was warm enough! She'd start normal, then she would put the ice cube in her mouth for a good 30 seconds, sucking it around, then take it out, then back to town she went. Aaaaahhh high school those were the days. and now that I think of it, that was one of my first blowies! Allison Schutte, never will forget her*, lovely mouth and, well, everything really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I had a friend who told me a story of the "hot and cold" blowjob. Chick drinks some coffee and goes to town then stops and puts ice cubes in her mouth - spits them out and goes to town again. Repeat. Apparently it ruled. Referenced in the Iain Banks novel Complicity actually as well, according to that it's meant to be amazing as well. Can't say I fancy it myself. not a coffee fan hey? what about tea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Well this thread has gone seriously downhill... Haha. On the upside, I've just made myself a cup of Yorkshire tea, listening to the Legally Blonde Musical soundtrack and gently easing into my office day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 17, 2010 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2010 I've had an ice one. Didn't really do it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheltenham_villa Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 good memories (first blowie) I nearly spat my tea out... :shock: My good memories include things like when I got asked to be Godmother, when I recovered after an operation against odds, when I realised I was in love... Your definition of good memories, my first blowie?! Is this a man thing? this can't be that surprising.....they are guys after all. when i realised i was in love it was an amazing moment that nothing has yet to compare to. but for guys....things like blowies will always be at the top of the list good thing about memories, not really a limit on how many you can have. This one in question always makes me laugh, i nearly stopped said girl by questioning what she was doing as she kneeled down. Girl will always stay in my memories for being my first, around the back of Pershore Football Club in fact. Said girl played a bit part in my life over the next few years and helped to "christen" other great venues such as the phone box near bredon cricket club and the ladies toilets at Montells in Tewkesbury. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted February 17, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2010 Champagne ftw. Works both ways. All them thar fizzy bubbles. The sex toy of champions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 good memories (first blowie) I nearly spat my tea out... :shock: My good memories include things like when I got asked to be Godmother, when I recovered after an operation against odds, when I realised I was in love... Your definition of good memories, my first blowie?! Is this a man thing? this can't be that surprising.....they are guys after all. when i realised i was in love it was an amazing moment that nothing has yet to compare to. but for guys....things like blowies will always be at the top of the list good thing about memories, not really a limit on how many you can have. This one in question always makes me laugh, i nearly stopped said girl by questioning what she was doing as she kneeled down. Girl will always stay in my memories for being my first, around the back of Pershore Football Club in fact. Said girl played a bit part in my life over the next few years and helped to "christen" other great venues such as the phone box near bredon cricket club and the ladies toilets at Montells in Tewkesbury. 8) Having been born in the same town as you live, I have been in both those toilets and that phone box. I am officially disturbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 good memories (first blowie) I nearly spat my tea out... :shock: My good memories include things like when I got asked to be Godmother, when I recovered after an operation against odds, when I realised I was in love... Your definition of good memories, my first blowie?! Is this a man thing? this can't be that surprising.....they are guys after all. when i realised i was in love it was an amazing moment that nothing has yet to compare to. but for guys....things like blowies will always be at the top of the list good thing about memories, not really a limit on how many you can have. This one in question always makes me laugh, i nearly stopped said girl by questioning what she was doing as she kneeled down. Girl will always stay in my memories for being my first, around the back of Pershore Football Club in fact. Said girl played a bit part in my life over the next few years and helped to "christen" other great venues such as the phone box near bredon cricket club and the ladies toilets at Montells in Tewkesbury. 8) Having been born in the same town as you live, I have been in both those toilets and that phone box. I am officially disturbed. now all i can think of is all of the bathrooms and venues i have been to in my life and how b4 i was there some guy got a blowie or more in that spot. for the guys....hats off to ya....but for me....EW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 17, 2010 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2010 Either of you ever used the changin room sin H&M in Solihull....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheltenham_villa Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Either of you ever used the changin room sin H&M in Solihull....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 not been around on VT for a while.... been busy playing Facebook games - Castle Age & Starfleet Commander - they seem to have taken over my VT obsession. time to make amends.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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