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Champagne ftw. Works both ways. All them thar fizzy bubbles. The sex toy of champions.
aaaah I hate that! Doesn't it sting your bellend like crazy?! I pretended to like it at first being polite and all but in the end I was like just stop.. please.
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I had to take a couple of a 93 year old mans cats to the vet today to get them neutered, it took me half an hour to catch one of them. Finally got it in the cat box and got to the vets. As soon as I got the box out of the car bloody cat escaped. Fecking thing. The other 1 is now bollockless. Problem is it isn't his cat , it's the neighbours . I grabbed the wrong one. Are they going to get a shock when he reappears tommorow :lol::lol::lol:

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