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He is a tit, but I still liked the breakfast show.

But it's gotten very stale recently.

Used to download the podcast as well as it used to be hilarious. but now it's just basically the interviews they do every week and that's it, and they're the least funny bits of the show usually (although their interview with Noel Gallagher from a couple of years back is seriously incredible.)

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This really belongs in the "Things you've often wondered" thread, but...

Moving on from plurals, let's play "Missing Opposites":

Why can you eat antpasti, but not propasti? (Don't answer, I know, I know)

How can you demolish a building when it has never been molished?

How can you be gormless, but not gormful?

Why is there upholstery but no downholstery?

Why a wardrobe, and not a peacedrobe?

I can answer the last one :)

"Ward" is an old word for protecting or guarding and "robe" is an old word for clothes. Hence "Wardrobe" is the place your clothes are protected (though not from moths in my case :()

Erm.... I know.

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I've lost my interest in football again, sports having been supplanted by film (thanks to TDKR).

No doubt it will return just in time for the start of the season.

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No more Moyles on the Radio 1 breakfast show.

Some people will be very happy!

Nick Grimshaw to replace him.

I think I'm ok with that. Grimmy can be a bit annoying but he is pretty funny, imo. Hoping he can poach Becky from Scott Mills' show as a sidekick.

Does anyone care? Just me?

Moyles was good when he started but the last 5-6 years he's been a massive tool. Chris Evans did the R1 Breakfast Show so much better in the mid 90's.

Nowadays as I have hit my 30's, I prefer R2. I occasionally put R1 on and realise I am so out of touch I quickly put R2 back on and the familiar voices of Wright, Evans and Mayo.

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Also fanny.

Look at that bit of fanny.

This place is full of fanny.

I love this game! :)

I worked with a girl named Fanny....wouldn't you know, she had an STD...

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I got an absolutely killer virus on my laptop this evening and after looking online it looked like it would take **** ages for me to get rid of it myself

I decided to just reboot the whole thing back to factory settings so off I went I backed up all of my porn (probably the cause of all of the problems but oh well) and then and got started on it, it has only just finished doing it and the thing is running shit fast man, it must have been absolutely riddled with computer diseases and **** knows what lol.

quite glad I did it now cuz I didn't realise how slow it was going

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My big toe. So, I had a bit of an ingrowing toenail and decided, in my wisdom, to hack at it with a pair of scissors. All I managed to achieve is to infect it and make it swollen and really painful. I have soaked it in salt water and put savlon on it but the pain is terrible. Do I need to see the doctor for this, Im walking funny and struggling with the pain of it? I dont want antibiotics because its my brothers stag this weekend and wedding next week.

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I often haveto rip my whole little toe nail off because it grows all manky and orribleit bleeds a bit but feels a hell of a lot better afterwards

I know that doesnt answer your question but I just thought I would share that with ya

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No more Moyles on the Radio 1 breakfast show.

Some people will be very happy!

Nick Grimshaw to replace him.

I think I'm ok with that. Grimmy can be a bit annoying but he is pretty funny, imo. Hoping he can poach Becky from Scott Mills' show as a sidekick.

Does anyone care? Just me?

Moyles was good when he started but the last 5-6 years he's been a massive tool.

This, went from really enjoying the show a few years ago to hating everything about it.

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Went out for a curry last night with the mates, really enjoyed the curry had never been to the place before but really liked it, had a couple of drinks afterwards all good fun, got home, went to bed full and satisfied...

...woke up at 1.30am feeling like my stomach was trying to turn itself inside out and devour my own intestines, felt ropey ever since and now feel a little apprehensive about going out for a mates going away drinks. Goddamnit.

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Went out for a curry last night with the mates, really enjoyed the curry had never been to the place before but really liked it, had a couple of drinks afterwards all good fun, got home, went to bed full and satisfied...

...woke up at 1.30am feeling like my stomach was trying to turn itself inside out and devour my own intestines, felt ropey ever since and now feel a little apprehensive about going out for a mates going away drinks. Goddamnit.

Have you had a shit yet?

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No more Moyles on the Radio 1 breakfast show.

Some people will be very happy!

Nick Grimshaw to replace him.

I think I'm ok with that. Grimmy can be a bit annoying but he is pretty funny, imo. Hoping he can poach Becky from Scott Mills' show as a sidekick.

Does anyone care? Just me?

Moyles was good when he started but the last 5-6 years he's been a massive tool.

This, went from really enjoying the show a few years ago to hating everything about it.

Not a fan of Moyles or Grimshaw, Grimshaws voice it so annoying, its like a lazy camp Ali-G impression.

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Went out for a curry last night with the mates, really enjoyed the curry had never been to the place before but really liked it, had a couple of drinks afterwards all good fun, got home, went to bed full and satisfied...

...woke up at 1.30am feeling like my stomach was trying to turn itself inside out and devour my own intestines, felt ropey ever since and now feel a little apprehensive about going out for a mates going away drinks. Goddamnit.

Have you had a shit yet?

That followed the feeling of Beelzebub himself trying to claw his way out of my stomach via my belly button. I think stuff from a previous life was seeking the exit come the end or something.

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Went out for a curry last night with the mates, really enjoyed the curry had never been to the place before but really liked it, had a couple of drinks afterwards all good fun, got home, went to bed full and satisfied...

...woke up at 1.30am feeling like my stomach was trying to turn itself inside out and devour my own intestines, felt ropey ever since and now feel a little apprehensive about going out for a mates going away drinks. Goddamnit.

Filthy poisonous things, curries. Be like me, stay away from them.
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