Genie Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 1 minute ago, Designer1 said: That's just what they use to wash out the spunk. Only if he paid extra to have the room de-spunked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 4 minutes ago, Genie said: Only if he paid extra to have the room de-spunked You can do this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 17 VT Supporter Share Posted January 17 It's going to be shit isn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 17 minutes ago, sidcow said: It's going to be shit isn't it If you get pissed enough I’m sure it’ll be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 I went to a Butlin’s weekend for my brother-in-laws stag do. Really not my scene, but my biggest takeaway was that I’m never, ever taking my family to stop in one of those rooms. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Went about 20 years ago with a few lads for a stag doo. No hotties anywhere, wasn't even worth the one night stand, I think it's where the less loved go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheltenham_villa Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 7 hours ago, sidcow said: Has anyone been to one of those big weekenders at Butlins? I've been roped into the 80's on at Minehead in June. I didn't realise it was THREE nights. Anyone ever been to one? I was thinking of ditching the last night and going home on Sunday. Don't want to miss out though but I suspect the Sunday is a bit more low key. Got quite a few mates who's marriages ended at the butlins weekend events. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talldarkandransome Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 4 hours ago, sidcow said: We've got "comfort" apartments. Is that worse? Well, they might be the chalet type things that are below bronze.. wear a mack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 7 hours ago, chrisp65 said: To be fair, you’ve got to look past the headline acts and see it for what it is, a sex party for the obese middle aged. Can confirm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 4 hours ago, sidcow said: I am just not going to look at the state of the mattress. The beds sometimes have plastic sheet covers on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 (edited) 8 hours ago, sidcow said: Has anyone been to one of those big weekenders at Butlins? I've been roped into the 80's on at Minehead in June. I didn't realise it was THREE nights. Anyone ever been to one? I was thinking of ditching the last night and going home on Sunday. Don't want to miss out though but I suspect the Sunday is a bit more low key. Yes. Went to an 80s adults only weekends at Minehead in 2010 (I can date it as it was the weekend Mourinho's Inter won the Champions League). Booked the 3 nights, stayed 2 (came back on the Sunday). It was a mate's stag. Bulk of people got there early doors Friday. Myself and a mate got there later, about 6pm. Most of the site was pissed already. Walking to the chalet, some drunk woman shouted "get your cocks out" to me and my mate, and then she flashed her saggy tits. It went downhill from there. Highlight was the weather. Absolutely roasting on the Saturday day. We all walked into Minehead itself and did a pub crawl and sat in beer gardens. Few of the fairer skinned people were looking a bit crimson. The 80s acts? Can barely remember! I think Bad Manners were on, Go West, and Nathan Moore (of Brother Beyond). The nightclub on the Saurday night was a bit of a blur. One of the other lads in the chalet wet the bed. Edited January 17 by Xela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 17 VT Supporter Share Posted January 17 2 minutes ago, Xela said: Yes. Went to an 80s adults only weekends at Minehead in 2010 (I can date it as it was the weekend Mourinho's Inter won the Champions League). Booked the 3 nights, stayed 2 (came back on the Sunday). It was a mate's stag. Bulk of people got there early doors Friday. Myself and a mate got there later, about 6pm. Most of the site was pissed already. Walking to the chalet, some drunk woman shouted "get your cocks out" to me and my mate, and then she flashed her saggy tits. It went downhill from there. Highlight was the weather. Absolutely roasting on the Saturday day. We all walked into Minehead itself and did a pub crawl and sat in beer gardens. Few of the fairer skinned people were looking a bit crimson. The 80s acts? Can barely remember! I think Bad Manners were on, Go West, and Nathan Moore (of Brother Beyond). The nightclub on the Saurday night was a bit of a blur. One of the other lads in the chalet wet the bed. This is the dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 2 minutes ago, sidcow said: This is the dream. Wish You Were Here have nothing on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 I don’t know why or how or since when and I don’t want to question it, but I think Kelly Osbourne… I would. Most definitely. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted January 18 VT Supporter Share Posted January 18 9 hours ago, Paddywhack said: I don’t know why or how or since when and I don’t want to question it, but I think Kelly Osbourne… I would. Most definitely. Twice on Sunday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 18 VT Supporter Share Posted January 18 11 hours ago, Paddywhack said: I don’t know why or how or since when and I don’t want to question it, but I think Kelly Osbourne… I would. Most definitely. A double fisting of deadly ice and snow? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 11 hours ago, Paddywhack said: I don’t know why or how or since when and I don’t want to question it, but I think Kelly Osbourne… I would. Most definitely. Since she got much slimmer, you sizest pig. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Genie said: Since she got much slimmer, you sizest pig. Partly that, but there's definitely more to it. I accept I am a pig though because I'm judging a woman's looks and all that. But still....Phwoar! Edited January 18 by Paddywhack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 18 VT Supporter Share Posted January 18 1 minute ago, Paddywhack said: Partly that, but there's definitely more to it. The heady mix of Botox and Anorexia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 16 hours ago, Paddywhack said: I don’t know why or how or since when and I don’t want to question it, but I think Kelly Osbourne… I would. Most definitely. She doesn't even look like the same person anymore. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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