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Anyone know a way of making a couple of million by doing as little as possible?
Be born into the royal family.

EDIT: Oh, hang on, only a COUPLE of million? Sorry, no idea.

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My place of work is on Coast on BBC2 at 9pm. One of my office colleagues talking about our industry I believe...

Useless BBC arseholes. Four hours of primetime racing was not enough?

I want my **** license fee back!

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Anyone know a way of making a couple of million by doing as little as possible?

Just follow these simple instructions...

1. Wait for Martin O'Neill to get another job

2. Buy a World Atlas

3. Identify a country with a shite national team that has produced a decent player in the past, this element is crucial. I would suggest Liberia.

4. Move to Switzerland

5. Change your name to something unusual and get your mates to film you playing football, don't worry if you are rubbish.

6. Stick it on You Tube, get all your mates to watch it to boost the viewing figures and then get them to post comments saying you are the "Liberian Zidane"

7. Send a copy of the video to O'Neill at his new club and get yourself an agent (I suggest this is one of your mates from your little video as a thank you)

8. Sit by the phone and wait the call will come, then simply sign the contract and prepare to sit on your ass for 4 years becoming rich.

Simples.

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Impressive and congrats. :) what do you play off mate?
One of those little wooden things that you balance the ball on. Takes me a few goes to hit it, mind.

Oh, sorry, you weren't talking to me?

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Impressive and congrats. :) what do you play off mate?

24.1 but being as i scored 45 points im now going to get cut to around 20 or 21 at a guess.

Bandit! :lol:

I was called that on more than one occasion yesterday! :lol:

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