How long has it been?

[Morpheus]

My fiancee knelt before me two days ago while i was seated at my computer. Switched the computer off to allow me to concentrate better and had an extra bonus in that i could watch our reflection on the computer screen. A real turn on and finished earlier than usual to the delight of my fiancee as she keeps telling me thats why 'job' is in the title.

[8pints]

Switched the computer off to allow me to concentrate better

 

I hope you'd closed down any programmes you were using first.

[Shillzz]

3 Hours and 11 minutes.

 

Bit sore.

[Seat68]

Married, its been a ridiculous amount of time.

[Wainy316]

Married, its been a ridiculous amount of time.

 

When was the last time?  Your stag do?

[Seat68]

it feels like it and we have been married for 14 years

[chrisp65]

Well, I've been married 23 years and we're both, ahem, working from home tomorrow.

[Shillzz]

In the past 24 hours is the most popular vote? I find that hard to believe - assuming people are voting at random times, then a fair few people are getting it every day? or there abouts.

 

Perhaps people are deliberately coming in here to register a vote immediately after a successful evening, hence the results are somewhat skewed. Or do people really get it on every day? I don't, that's for sure.

[Wainy316]

Well, I've been married 23 years and we're both, ahem, working from home tomorrow.

 

You know what to do...

[Spoony]

Have had to move back in with my parents for a few months and this is basically a dry spell for a few months as I can't exactly take anyone home and I'm not gonna meet anyone anyway as I live in the middle of nowhere.

 

5 months in and even the Queen is starting to look sexy on the money. I need to get back to London sharpish.

[The_Rev]

In the past 24 hours is the most popular vote? I find that hard to believe - assuming people are voting at random times, then a fair few people are getting it every day? or there abouts.

 

Perhaps people are deliberately coming in here to register a vote immediately after a successful evening, hence the results are somewhat skewed. Or do people really get it on every day? I don't, that's for sure.

 

 

People bump the thread after they have had their leg over, obviously.  

[Wainy316]

Have had to move back in with my parents for a few months and this is basically a dry spell for a few months as I can't exactly take anyone home and I'm not gonna meet anyone anyway as I live in the middle of nowhere.

 

5 months in and even the Queen is starting to look sexy on the money. I need to get back to London sharpish.

 

Find yourself some web cam sex partners.

[mjmooney]

even the Queen is starting to look sexy on the money

 

Hence the term "money shot". 

[Shillzz]

 

Have had to move back in with my parents for a few months and this is basically a dry spell for a few months as I can't exactly take anyone home and I'm not gonna meet anyone anyway as I live in the middle of nowhere.

 

5 months in and even the Queen is starting to look sexy on the money. I need to get back to London sharpish.

 

Find yourself some web cam sex partners.

 

 

[Wainy316]

Ha ha, totally forgot about that!

[Stevo985]

In the past 24 hours is the most popular vote? I find that hard to believe - assuming people are voting at random times, then a fair few people are getting it every day? or there abouts.

 

Perhaps people are deliberately coming in here to register a vote immediately after a successful evening, hence the results are somewhat skewed. Or do people really get it on every day? I don't, that's for sure.

It was pure coincidence that levi bumped the thread the one night my lady friend stayed over during the week. I usually only see her every couple of weeks.

 

So you can put my vote down to coincidence

[CrackpotForeigner]

 

 

Have had to move back in with my parents for a few months and this is basically a dry spell for a few months as I can't exactly take anyone home and I'm not gonna meet anyone anyway as I live in the middle of nowhere.

 

5 months in and even the Queen is starting to look sexy on the money. I need to get back to London sharpish.

 

Find yourself some web cam sex partners.

 

 

 

 

Bah! Where were you after he took that dive against us in the 2-2 draw?

[dAVe80]

 

[Tegis]

Missus chest area has done one of those "hormone-grow-a-cupsize" manoeuvres. I hadn't noticed until she did a "feel this" on me. I'm about to alter the above poll

 

(alternatively a massive wank)

[Electric Avenue]

Last Thursday. Conquered Oz for the first time.