How long has it been?

[Stevo985]

Missus chest area has done one of those "hormone-grow-a-cupsize" manoeuvres. I hadn't noticed until she did a "feel this" on me. I'm about to alter the above poll

 

(alternatively a massive wank)

You can't wank over thoughts about your missus.

 

That's just wrong.

[Electric Avenue]

Unless she's with another bloke. Perhaps. My mate said.

[Tegis]

 

Missus chest area has done one of those "hormone-grow-a-cupsize" manoeuvres. I hadn't noticed until she did a "feel this" on me. I'm about to alter the above poll

 

(alternatively a massive wank)

You can't wank over thoughts about your missus.

 

That's just wrong.

 

Christy Mack to the rescue then

[Morpheus]

On the bus going to Belfast today. Strategically placed coat and given a hand by my fiancee.

[Dodgyknees]

I just killed the Hamster.

[PompeyVillan]

On the bus going to Belfast today. Strategically placed coat and given a hand by my fiancee.

 

You dirty boy. I bet you chucked your muck on the back of a seat and left it there.

BOF Edit

[Morpheus]

No, gently removed by tissue.

[Stevo985]

[Seat68]

is that Jwoww?

[Stevo985]

Yes

[Seat68]

Gents, I have changed my vote.

 

[Nigel]

This morning, and im on a promise for tonight!!

Whens your parole Dom?

 

 

Edited December 6, 2013 by Nigel

[chrisp65]

Last few weeks we've both worked from home Thursdays and Fridays.

 

This week the kids were home on an inset day and I've got a cold.

 

I've been in the office all day. Am I a bad man?

[lapal_fan]

 

This morning, and im on a promise for tonight!!

Whens your parole Dom?

 

 

 

Twice in one day? 

 

What are you sick or something?

[thetrees]

 

 

This morning, and im on a promise for tonight!!

Whens your parole Dom?

 

 

 

Twice in one day? 

 

What are you sick or something?

 

Or an athlete

[rjw63]

Is twice in a day supposed to be a bit strange then?

[lapal_fan]

Sex is too tiring to do more than 1 a year, you guys must be doing it wrong