Popular Post bickster Posted March 4 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted March 4 3 minutes ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: We....... 1. Read and write English to a reasonable standard Dem says Mabye 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 4 minutes ago, bickster said: Dem says Mabye I've read much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Do we all use pseudonyms when posting? Does anyone use their actual name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted March 4 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 4 19 minutes ago, TheAuthority said: Pubic hair? I'll leave that one to you to verify. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mandy Lifeboats Posted March 4 Popular Post Share Posted March 4 I think I am pretty typical. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted March 4 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 4 12 minutes ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: We....... 1. Read and write English to a reasonable standard 2. Have a birth year beginning 19 or 20 3. Have seen or felt the sun 4. Are aware of Aston Villa, Coca Cola, Disney and Microsoft 5. Are related (if we go back far enough) Kinda feel that 2, 3 and 5 fall under the basic human elements that apply to everyone. 1 has already been joked about. Guess 4 would be correct and the 2nd one I'd agree with as I reckon we all would know those companies but there would be people out there who don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted March 4 VT Supporter Share Posted March 4 None of us talk about moderation. Ever. Under any circumstances. Probably. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted March 4 Moderator Share Posted March 4 5 minutes ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: Do we all use pseudonyms when posting? Does anyone use their actual name? Mike Mooney, blandy… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 2 minutes ago, bickster said: Mike Mooney, blandy… I meant a real first name and surname. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted March 4 VT Supporter Share Posted March 4 Everybody Loves Raymond 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 4 VT Supporter Share Posted March 4 7 minutes ago, bickster said: Mike Mooney, blandy… Yeah, almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 13 minutes ago, choffer said: None of us talk about moderation. Ever. Under any circumstances. Probably. Only to the bloke in the mirror! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 We all have hot bored housewives in our area looking for no strings attached sex? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted March 4 VT Supporter Share Posted March 4 We've all got arseholes and we might even all be arseholes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 1 hour ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: Do we all use pseudonyms when posting? Does anyone use their actual name? I do. Patrick Edward Whack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted March 5 VT Supporter Share Posted March 5 6 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: I think I am pretty typical. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. a la recherche du temps perdu ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruitvilla Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 8 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: boulangerie Most days ... go over to my neighbour's garage around 4 pm and a few other neighbours get together for a happy hour. Believe it or not, boulangeries came up in the topic of conversation today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 5 VT Supporter Share Posted March 5 10 hours ago, choffer said: None of us talk about moderation. Ever. Under any circumstances. Probably. You just did. Naughty boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 5 VT Supporter Share Posted March 5 Everyone stands up to wipe their arse, surely? I mean no other option exists! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomav84 Posted March 5 VT Supporter Share Posted March 5 we all long for the return of the GIF button rather than the pain in the arse of copying a link from GIPHY 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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