Popular Post lapal_fan Posted December 1, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2013 Assuming that a 1000 page book is 10 centimetres thick, winning the Euromillions is the same as guessing the correct page in a book that is 11.6 kilometres thick!!! 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 1, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 1, 2013 The thing with all these lottery comparisons is that they involve one person doing each thing, one time. It's like saying that winning the lottery is the same chance as being struck by lightning seven consecutive times. But I'll wager that nobody has ever been struck by lightning seven consecutive times - yet tens of thousands do the lottery every week, and somebody always wins it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Brumerican Posted December 1, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2013 But I'll wager that nobody has ever been struck by lightning seven consecutive times - yet tens of thousands do the lottery every week, and somebody always wins it. Speaking as somebody who went through an abusive relationship with Kim Betts (aka Lightning from Gladiators) I can assure you that she struck me at least 21 times . 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 Doesn't count as abusive if you love it though Brum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 She had a cheeky right hook which she called " the eliminator". To be fair my washing up was shoddy and I deserved it . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Amy, the amazon kindle mayday minx, was in paramores misery business music video, playing the dark haired evil woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuck Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Meh. If you look hard enough you can do that with anything. On 11 12 13 at 14:15 I was on the number 16 bus for the 17th time this month staring at an 18 year old. Where's my meme? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The_Rev Posted December 12, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 12, 2013 (edited) I'll make one for you Dan. Edited December 12, 2013 by The_Rev 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 27, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 27, 2013 "Aunt" is the most popular pornographic search term in Syria. Telegraph 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted December 27, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 27, 2013 You don't even have to say it any more do you? He knows. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 27, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 27, 2013 From that same website: The people of Vermont Massachusetts preferred "Lesbian". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 it only just dawned on me that Ceefax = see facts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 it only just dawned on me that Ceefax = see facts 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Ginko, do you follow me on Twitter? I'm so confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 it only just dawned on me that Ceefax = see facts I'm not sure now if you used that gif because your mind is blown that I hadn't spotted the connection or because you hadn't spotted it yourself . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 55% of the London Underground is overground. **** liars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 30, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 30, 2013 Those bits are just called London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 I've only popped into the house to establish the height a dartboard should be hung. 5'8" floor to bullseye in the UK, apparently 2014 will be quite sporty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 31, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 31, 2013 I've only popped into the house to establish the height a dartboard should be hung. 5'8" floor to bullseye in the UK, apparently 2014 will be quite sportyCalling Bickster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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