tonyh29 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: I need penis reduction surgery. Apparently you should only have one??? It’s 2023 , you don’t even need one 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 38 minutes ago, KentVillan said: I hear Jack Grealish has a very sizeable whopper btw, just another of his many qualities as a player and human being Never heard of him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 I just made sure I married someone with exceptionally small hands. Like a sexy Jeremy Beadle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 1, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 1, 2023 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: Like a sexy Jeremy Beadle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sidcow Posted July 1, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2023 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: I just made sure I married someone with exceptionally small hands. Like a sexy Jeremy Beadle. Actually it's well known that Jeremy Beadle had a tiny cock, but on the other hand it was massive. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 I knew a guy who had a one inch dick. His name was Justin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 The size has nothing to do with it,its the way you use it that matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted July 1, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 1, 2023 15 minutes ago, PussEKatt said: The size has nothing to do with it,its the way you use it that matters. I stir the cement bucket on site with mine 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 52 minutes ago, PussEKatt said: The size has nothing to do with it,its the way you use it that matters. Its not about the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 30 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: I stir the cement bucket on site with mine I have to sit down to have a piss,otherwise I fall foreward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 54 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: I stir the cement bucket on site with mine Tried that once, and never again. Had to bash it with a hammer just to take a piss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 10 minutes ago, PussEKatt said: I have to sit down to have a piss,otherwise I fall foreward. Oh I hate sitting down to pee and having to hold it just out of the water. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 1, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 1, 2023 (edited) After our Christmas Party last year I had to take a piss at the side of the canal on the way home. I tell you something, it was bloody cold....and deep. Edited July 1, 2023 by sidcow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Its not the size of the boat Its the motion in the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 I dont even know what the average size of a penis is these days. But alot of women i have spoken with said they hate huge cocks as it hurts them so i would imagine the big cock theory is more a ego thing tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted July 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2023 They were just being kind. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 What about the big vagina? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 11 hours ago, Follyfoot said: I went down on my wife the other evening and said jeez, you’ve got a big pussy jeez, you’ve got a big pussy Jeez, you’ve got a big pussy jeez, you’ve got a big pussy Predator. Sorry I don't mean you mate, the film with Arnie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted July 1, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 1, 2023 (edited) 14 minutes ago, foreveryoung said: Predator. Sorry I don't mean you mate, the film with Arnie Correct Billy did not get it at first Edited July 1, 2023 by Follyfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 1, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted July 1, 2023 2 hours ago, markavfc40 said: I will eat my own cock, which in fairness is not much of a meal but still, if Emi is not still with us come the close of the transfer window. He is going nowhere. This could be the thread for you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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