mjmooney Posted May 11, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2011 Some truly rubbish ones here... --My Dad and I both tried to flirt with Nigella Lawson when we bumped into her at a barber's in Hook. I suppose the only question here is "Did you both smash it?" Just keep this image in your mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Whatever floats your boat, I'm thinking of this...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 11, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2011 OK then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 All those curves... and me with no brakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 All those curves... and me with no brakes. You've used that for real have'nt you Gaz? Please tell me you have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Can Arat (who is currently playing in the Turkish cup final) and his family approached my now GF's family about 5-6 years ago in order to ask for her hand in marriage. She said no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIW Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Can Arat (who is currently playing in the Turkish cup final) and his family approached my now GF's family about 5-6 years ago in order to ask for her hand in marriage. She said no. Her hand in marriage? What's wrong with the rest of her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIW Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Kate Moss once flirted with me on a flight back to Gatwick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Doug Ellis is a distant relation.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 You've used that for real have'nt you Gaz? Please tell me you have! Given my body's zero-tolerance capacity for alcohol, I imagine I most definitely have used that (and worse) at some point whilst on a booze-fuelled munt hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I've crowdsurfed. In a club in Newquay. Heavily drunk, I was whisked up by 6 people and was proceeded to be passed around the dance floor. Hilarious when I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Chris Evert the ex tennis player lapdanced for me. Well actually I got bumped up to first class on a flight and she was next to me. Half wat through she wanted a leak and had to shuffle past and ended up in my lap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwivillan Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I dealt cards in tournament poker to a table with Terry Sheringham and Devilfish. Teddy was very quiet but polite and friendly. Devilfish threw a strop at another player and me. Dealt to Tony Cascarino several times. Up-him-self twunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I dealt cards in tournament poker to a table with Terry Sheringham and Devilfish. Teddy was very quiet but polite and friendly. Devilfish threw a strop at another player and me. Dealt to Tony Cascarino several times. Up-him-self twunt. I hope you dealt him a crap hand. Including the instructions card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa_shere Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I once met Shilpa 'Poppadom' Shetty in Selfridges London and told her she was fit (even though i dont fancy her) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIW Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I was on a treatment table next to George Berry. He asked my what position I played in and when I said right-wig he said, "All wingers are a bit poofy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 12, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2011 I was on a treatment table next to George Berry. He asked my what position I played in and when I said right-wig he said, "All wingers are a bit poofy".Must admit, he had a point there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 Doug Ellis is a distant relation.... BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIW Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 I once drank champagne with Ugo Ehiogu in a Birmingham night-club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted May 12, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2011 I once drank champagne with Ugo Ehiogu in a Birmingham night-club. Use a glass next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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