Popular Post rjw63 Posted June 23, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Talldarkandransome said: A colleague of mine left today, they never said where they were going until today. They announced they were going to be a finance manager at Birmingham City. I nearly wet myself, I couldn't stop laughing. Nothing plus nothing equals nothing, easy job that. Then she said her office overlooks the pitch, I wet myself again. Luckily she doesn't like football, one of her presents was a big cup, I said that'll be the only one she sees. I didnt feel remotely guilty Hope you Dhutwu before she left. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talldarkandransome Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 minute ago, rjw63 said: Hope you Dhutwu before she left. If only I knew what that was 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted June 23, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 23, 2023 14 minutes ago, Talldarkandransome said: If only I knew what that was Are you new here? 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talldarkandransome Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Are you new here? No, but I have no idea what that means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chine Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 33 minutes ago, Talldarkandransome said: No, but I have no idea what that means Do Her Up The Wrong Un 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Talldarkandransome Posted June 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 24, 2023 8 hours ago, Chine said: Do Her Up The Wrong Un Not my type and she has a beard 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted June 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 24, 2023 29 minutes ago, Talldarkandransome said: Not my type and she has a beard She'll fit in well with most female blues fans. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imavillan Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 10 hours ago, Talldarkandransome said: A colleague of mine left today, they never said where they were going until today. They announced they were going to be a finance manager at Birmingham City. I nearly wet myself, I couldn't stop laughing. Nothing plus nothing equals nothing, easy job that. Then she said her office overlooks the pitch, I wet myself again. Luckily she doesn't like football, one of her presents was a big cup, I said that'll be the only one she sees. I didnt feel remotely guilty Mate Perhaps this explains it...................................................................................mate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted June 24, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted June 24, 2023 (edited) 11 hours ago, Talldarkandransome said: A colleague of mine left today, they never said where they were going until today. They announced they were going to be a finance manager at Birmingham City. I nearly wet myself, I couldn't stop laughing. Nothing plus nothing equals nothing, easy job that. Then she said her office overlooks the pitch, I wet myself again. Luckily she doesn't like football, one of her presents was a big cup, I said that'll be the only one she sees. I didnt feel remotely guilty Mate Apart from the one they will make her contractually shat into for halftime entertainment in the Director’s box (one of the old traditions, kept alive from the Gold and Sullivan days) ”now make her smear it on her face David” ”Yes master, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha a ah” Edited June 24, 2023 by Follyfoot 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted June 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 24, 2023 6 hours ago, Follyfoot said: Apart from the one they will make her contractually shat into for halftime entertainment in the Director’s box (one of the old traditions, kept alive from the Gold and Sullivan days) ”now make her smear it on her face David” ”Yes master, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha a ah” Directors Box? Thought it was the Jasper Carrot suite? In front of big John Gayle and Tatey. Proper blooz mate. Good times. 300k fans at Wembley... 600k in the pubs of Digbeth, and other 100k in the JLR canteen watching on the TV. No glove boxes were fitted that day mate. KRO. Mate. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 On 23/06/2023 at 21:09, JoshVilla said: They've signed 2 players and now they're giving it the old billy big bollocks on social media with all this "blues are back" shite. What does "back" actually even mean for them? In 148 years, their achievements amount to 2 league cups and the knackered old van cup. (Unless the football league gives out a "most incestuous fanbase" trophy, then I stand corrected) Bless them, they're all very excited. They're frothing at the mouth at the thought of reaching the heady heights of 15th next season. Their poor sisters... Mate Generally means shit for brains Gardner signing up more 30 year old journeymen that will just about help them stave off relegation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 On 15/06/2023 at 14:59, BleedClaretAndBlue said: The first and only time that club will get a mention in that room I wonder whether they will be retiring Bellingham (The Younger)'s shirt as well? They will soon be running out of numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewiek2 Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 1 hour ago, John said: I wonder whether they will be retiring Bellingham (The Younger)'s shirt as well? They will soon be running out of numbers. They made the mum and dad sign a deal to stop rutting so they don't run out of shirt numbers to retire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 (edited) It appears that they were sold for a quid Still seems too much Edited June 27, 2023 by Demitri_C 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 These lot are that desperate they are signing players from their released list Kevin Long signs a one year deal. And from the BBC: "The 32-year-old made 20 appearances as Birmingham had their best season for six years." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewieGriffin Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Demitri_C said: It appears that they were sold for a quid Still seems too much Hope he kept the receipt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest av1 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Demitri_C said: It appears that they were sold for a quid Quite poetic really given there will most likely be a pound land on the ST Andrews site in a couple of years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Simon Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 hour ago, rjw63 said: These lot are that desperate they are signing players from their released list Kevin Long signs a one year deal. And from the BBC: "The 32-year-old made 20 appearances as Birmingham had their best season for six years." Didn't we release Ashley Young then re-sign him last summer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pas5898 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 7 hours ago, Demitri_C said: It appears that they were sold for a quid Still seems too much SHA are officially the same value as a Cucumber 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 38 minutes ago, pas5898 said: SHA are officially the same value as a Cucumber Not if you go waitrose its £1.02 so a cucumber is actually worth more 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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