Davkaus Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 There aren't many days on which I don't have toast. The grill warms far too slowly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 5, 2020 Author Share Posted November 5, 2020 (edited) It appears that Rishi Sinai is going to extend the furlough scheme until March ‘21. Details to follow in the commons today. Edited November 5, 2020 by Genie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 5, 2020 Author Share Posted November 5, 2020 23 minutes ago, Genie said: It appears that Rishi Sinai is going to extend the furlough scheme until March ‘21. Details to follow in the commons today. More support for the cash in hand self employed tradesmen of the UK. Christmas has come early again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 6 hours ago, Genie said: It appears that Rishi Sinai is going to extend the furlough scheme until March ‘21. Details to follow in the commons today. Well that can’t be true, we were told there wasn’t the money for 2 weeks of furlough here. Clearly you’re mistaken. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 Furlough until mid March...Anyone think Lockdown is ending in the first week of December? I'm expecting it until mid-December, some time off because "IT'S CHRISTMAAAAASSS!" followed by another one in January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 If he’s found the money to extend it 5 months can he back date it 2 weeks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 You wouldn't know there was a "lockdown" today. M42 rammed at 6.30am, Solihull rammed at 4.30pm tonight. I mean, just why bother? Nothing has changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 8 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Well that can’t be true, we were told there wasn’t the money for 2 weeks of furlough here. Clearly you’re mistaken. Have you tried detaching Wales and towing it around to the south east? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 5, 2020 Author Share Posted November 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Furlough until mid March...Anyone think Lockdown is ending in the first week of December? Boris said yesterday it will only be 4 weeks so we can be absolutely certain of 1 thing, it won’t be 4 weeks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 14 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Have you tried detaching Wales and towing it around to the south east? That was sort of the plan a few years ago, but we were towing it to the caribbean to try and qualify for a tournament (any tournament) in the football. You just know we’d have beaten Mexico only to trip up at home against The Grenadines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 1 hour ago, rjw63 said: You wouldn't know there was a "lockdown" today. M42 rammed at 6.30am, Solihull rammed at 4.30pm tonight. I mean, just why bother? Nothing has changed. Roads did seem normal to me but the supermarket I went to was deserted. Result! Shelves fully stocked and virtually no-one in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 7 hours ago, Genie said: More support for the cash in hand self employed tradesmen of the UK. Christmas has come early again. If they are taking cash in hand, then it’s not declared on their tax return... and the self-employed scheme gives you money based on your tax returns, so you would get the grant based on what you declared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 5, 2020 Author Share Posted November 5, 2020 1 minute ago, ender4 said: If they are taking cash in hand, then it’s not declared on their tax return... and the self-employed scheme gives you money based on your tax returns, so you would get the grant based on what you declared It’s based on your previous profits so one could claim the 80% of previous profits as a lump sum, then keep current work out of the books to ensure to make a loss. Result, double money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 Kenneth wasn’t really sure where to stick this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 Dear Northern Independence Party, We're spunking the pot on getting from London to Birmingham 15 minutes quicker. There was a notion for more, but do you think that's happening now? Hahahahahahaha! Covid's expensive you know? F*** You, Westminster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 'Nip'?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 2 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: 'Nip'?? Yip, nip. Great bunch of lads. Might be one for the Tooting thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 What is that notch that they desperately don't want. Is that Stoke they're leaving us with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 10, 2020 Author Share Posted November 10, 2020 1 minute ago, HanoiVillan said: What is that notch that they desperately don't want. Is that Stoke they're leaving us with? Peak District? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 Yeah, I reckon that’s the Peak District. No knowledge about that area and whether they are ‘different’ in some way. Actually, there does appear to be a notch around the Peak District on the old kingdom of Northumbria. Perhaps they’ve just over egged it on their graphic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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