Juju Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 I told that in the pub last night. Went down very well. I said it was a talking caterpillar though. Don't know if that made the joke better or worse... Well, it probably made the joke 10x quicker.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villadude Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 Jordan has told her new fella that she wants an all white wedding... He said "Suits me just fine. That little Harvey gives me the creeps" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Jordan has told her new fella that she wants an all white wedding... He said "Suits me just fine. That little Harvey gives me the creeps" Heard that, at the same time I heard this..... I settled in for the night with a DVD entitled "Jordans Dribbling Cuuunt" Imagine my disappointment when I found it was a documentary about Harvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villadude Posted October 26, 2009 Author Share Posted October 26, 2009 ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Things got a little heated in the Jordan household this week after Peter Andre phoned up to talk it out with Katie... Not beacuse she's sick of telling him its over, but because Harvey answered the iron.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wol. Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Just got accepted for the 2010 London Marathon, I'm not worried about the training though. . I'll walk it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Things got a little heated in the Jordan household this week after Peter Andre phoned up to talk it out with Katie... Not beacuse she's sick of telling him its over, but because Harvey answered the iron.. Ohhhh. I bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMB Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 A mate just sent me through some jokes. Guess most of them already on here but thought I would share them anyway. Yesterday, I showed a work mate Sickipedia. Today, he came to me and said, "Mate, if you think making jokes about rape is funny then you're wrong. My wife got raped and trust me, it's not funny." Feeling slightly ashamed, I said, "Sorry. When did this happen?" "Last week," he replied. I paused for a moment. "Behind the bus station?" He said, "Yeah. Why?" "Er... no reason." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMB Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 The first rule of tennis is to get your wanking over with during the early rounds. Before long all you'll have left is the Williams sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMB Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch.#] Sounds like gabby15 :wink: :wink: :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMB Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch.#] Sounds like gabby15 :wink: :wink: :wink: gabby15 got raped?! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiney Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Usian Bolt recieved 3 points on liscense yesterday and he weren't even in a car! harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturdaygig Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 We’re all a bit upset at the moment because our hamster passed away. He died at the wheel I was driving past a farm last week and I accidentally ran over a cockeral and killed it. I went into the farmhouse and said I really want to replace the cockeral. The farmer says ‘suit yourself, the hens are round the back’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 3, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 3, 2009 My girlfriend isn't the brightest spark. I spent an hour explaining a legendary Sickipedia joke to her and she still didn't get it. So I got 8 mates over and we really explained it to her. Now she understands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Hahahahahah nice one BOF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 3, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 3, 2009 How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 4, 2009 Moderator Share Posted November 4, 2009 Dyslexia certainly hasn't dented my mate's confidence. Just the other day, he went to see Lennox Lewis at a book signing, and he reckons he managed to take him down with just one punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamboMcInally Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Dyslexia certainly hasn't dented my mate's confidence. Just the other day, he went to see Lennox Lewis at a book signing, and he reckons he managed to take him down with just one punch. Took me a while to get that but it is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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