theunderstudy Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomzep Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 See some old boy died on his arse at Glastonbury. Paul Simon, I think his name was. **** hell! that made me laugh but its quite wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrummieVillan Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Why is it that adverts for Durex Condoms are banned until after the 9pm watershed, yet Tampax see it fit to ruin my appetite every **** mealtime? What do a priest and a silver medallist have in common? They both came in a little behind. Cue the Political correctness... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Q: If you have a donkey and i have a rooster, and your donkey eats the feet off of my rooster what do you get? A: 2 feet of my cock in your ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 27, 2011 Moderator Share Posted June 27, 2011 I laughed. So puerile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 BBC News: England Women not expected to win the World Cup Oh well,back to the chopping board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 N1 understudy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 I'm impressed how long these young female sportstars can keep the ball moving back and forth and back and forth without hitting the net at all. Anyway, enough of the Women's World Cup and back to Wimbledon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Why is potassium a racist element? Put three of them together, you get KKK. Oh Gareth, thats got the potential to be up there with the worst jokes ive ever heard :notworthy: So I went to this airport, i tripped over some luggage and i went flying I sold my ships anchor today, the bloke gave me £50 and said keep the chains I used to live with a rugby ball but i kicked her out, i said stay in touch. Trumped Come on, you know they are comedy gold and thanks to the genius that is Mr Timothy Vine, ive got about another five thousand of those bad boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark_bennett Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 There must have been a fair bit of disruption with the power failure at Wimbledon yesterday. I heard there were, not one, but two blackouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Bye bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Bye bye I've heard plenty worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 I love grandfather clocks...big time. (From sickipedia) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 My mate just asked me what ringtone i have! I said, "I've never really looked, but probably a light brown!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Another sicki... After all these years, Bono 'still hasn't found what he's looking for'. Perhaps he might have more luck if he took off those **** sunglasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 30, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted June 30, 2011 Why is potassium a racist element? Put three of them together, you get KKK. Oh Gareth, thats got the potential to be up there with the worst jokes ive ever heard :notworthy: So I went to this airport, i tripped over some luggage and i went flying I sold my ships anchor today, the bloke gave me £50 and said keep the chains I used to live with a rugby ball but i kicked her out, i said stay in touch. Trumped Come on, you know they are comedy gold and thanks to the genius that is Mr Timothy Vine, ive got about another five thousand of those bad boys! I should have known it was Tim Vine. Probably the worst comedian ever, imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I saw a great film in France called "And". It was released over here also I think, you know the one with the Alien who said phone home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 My mate just asked me what ringtone i have! I said, "I've never really looked, but probably a light brown!" Hahahaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I saw a great film in France called "And". It was released over here also I think, you know the one with the Alien who said phone home" Painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattboyslim Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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