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  1. mattboyslim
    I went to a nice Cuban restaurant last night. I say restaurant, it was more of a Castro pub.
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    The DJ said “Shake what your mama gave ya!” So I did, but the lid came off the Tupperware and now I’m covered in shepherd’s pie.
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    I went to see Dr. Hook once. Worst prostate exam I ever had.
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    Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas
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    Diary Of Anne Frank. Monday 10th - Hid. Tuesday 11th - Hid. Wednesday 12th - Hid. Thursday 13th - Drum Practice. Friday 14th - Saturday 15th - Sunday 16th -
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    Breaking News: A lorry containing session musicians and their instruments has overturned. Police say to expect lengthy jams.
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    Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning and find a Tesco had been built next to his house. It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area.
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    Chinese takeaway £10.90. Petrol to get there and back £2.00. Realising that you got all the way home without one of the containers. Riceless.
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    'Hello Microsoft support, what's the nature of the problem?' 'Eggshell' 'Eggshell??' 'Yesh' 'Oh hello again Mr Connery. Spreadsheet issues?'
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    Why don't they just hurry up and cure dyslexia? It's not exactly Brian Sugary.
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    I saw a man today whose face was covered in black dust, he was wearing a bright yellow hard hat, royal blue overalls size xl, carrying a pickaxe with a hickory shaft and he had a small scar on his left hand... ...but those are just miner details.
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    Does Sean Connery like herbs? Yes, but only partially.
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    I bought some shoes off my local drug dealer earlier. **** knows what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
  14. mattboyslim
    He's not Russian He is Russian. He's from Uzbekistan
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    Clicky
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    Nike deal doesn't run out until 31st May I think? Granted, but seems a bit out of place on advertising the details of our new kit launch surely?
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    Just had an email from the club about that. Had the bloody nike logo on the promotional material, lol.
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    No truth in it whatsoever :!: Target identfied :!: Without giving too much away, would this "Target" meet with a positive reaction from the fans?
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    Please no...
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    He played a full season in 2008/09 as well, half for newcastle and half for city. In fact since the turn of the century he's only had two league seasons cut short due to injury 06/07 and 07/08.
  23. mattboyslim
    When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.
  24. mattboyslim
    Loving FM11 at the mo. Got a career game going as Colwyn Bay manager, just finished 9th in the championship and then this lil message pops up... And then latterly...
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    This. If money is tight, then I would much rather us get a comparatively cheap signing in Given, who will serve us well in the short term, thus freeing up money for other signings, N'Zogbia etc.
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