Rodders Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Two fish in a tank. One says to the other 'do you know to drive this thing?' reminds me of another classic: an egg and a sausage are in a frying pan. "christ it's hot in here!" says the sausage. "**** ME! A talking sausage!" cries the egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NibblyPig Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Scientists have just invented an ointment that can instantly cure leprosy... costs an arm and a leg though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NibblyPig Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Someone just asked me: "Do you know what it's like to be scalped?" I said: "Not off the top of my head, no." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NibblyPig Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 My girlfriend just sang me a song. She has the voice of an angel!!! (It's Vladimir Guerrero's, I think.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soprano Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Someone just asked me: "Do you know what it's like to be scalped?" I said: "Not off the top of my head, no." Bindunne by yourself bottom of page 244. That must be a record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Someone just asked me: "Do you know what it's like to be scalped?" I said: "Not off the top of my head, no." Bindunne by yourself bottom of page 244. That must be a record. Heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NibblyPig Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Someone just asked me: "Do you know what it's like to be scalped?" I said: "Not off the top of my head, no." Bindunne by yourself bottom of page 244. That must be a record. Hmm, a broken record, it would seem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Whilst in Cofton Park yesterday a guy approached me wearing comedy glasses and a fake moustache. He kissed me on the forehead and muttered something in German. As he walked away I realised that it was the pope... It was a blessing in disguise... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 A Paedophile, a Hypocrite, a Homophobe and a Nazi walk into a bar....the barman says " Hello your holiness " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I can't believe how racist people in Newcastle are these days. I've just seen 30,000 people chasing a bunch of Ethiopians across The Tyne Bridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJA1703 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 A new advert for Manchester City; Webuyanycunt.com Webuyanycunt.com Webuyanycunt.com any any any any...... Webuyanycunt.com - Any race, any size, any age, any price, from £50 to a hundred mill! ...Enter your squad number now at Webuyanycunt.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 RJA1703 its wheelybin time I'm afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJA1703 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 RJA1703 its wheelybin time I'm afraid Shit son, i checked the last 2 pages as well and it hadn't been posted. Is it too late to apologize? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Well Rob hasn't officially issued the central defender in a refuse container so he may take pity on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soprano Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 RJA1703 its wheelybin time I'm afraid Shit son, i checked the last 2 pages as well and it hadn't been posted. Is it too late to apologize? Page 245 by Gingerlad I'm afraid. Rob will be along shortly. :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soprano Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Ever dependable Rob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJA1703 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 RJA1703 its wheelybin time I'm afraid Shit son, i checked the last 2 pages as well and it hadn't been posted. Is it too late to apologize? Page 245 by Gingerlad I'm afraid. Rob will be along shortly. :winkold: Beaten too it by a ginger as well, how depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrissmith921 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 RJA1703 its wheelybin time I'm afraid Shit son, i checked the last 2 pages as well and it hadn't been posted. Is it too late to apologize? Page 245 by Gingerlad I'm afraid. Rob will be along shortly. :winkold: Beaten too it by a ginger as well, how depressing. ^^^^ Funnier than most of the suggestions in this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 The Nigerian goalkeeper has promised to refund any supporter that went to the world cup in South Africa..............all he needs is your address and bank details hahahahah this one is great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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