BOF Posted July 20, 2010 Moderator Share Posted July 20, 2010 A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?' 'I'm out of gas,' the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. 'Try it now,' said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'? The bee answered wait for it you're gonna love this BP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 20, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2010 Get out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 It's the way he tells them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soprano Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?' 'I'm out of gas,' the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. 'Try it now,' said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'? The bee answered wait for it you're gonna love this BP Had it leaked all over the floor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 to be fair the lead up to the BP was incredible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Maybe could've gone in the you tube thread but I like the joke more than the video... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted July 21, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 21, 2010 Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films. "Okay," I said. "You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 excellent Si!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 excellent Si!!!! Bloody hell, yer easily amused up in Macc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 22, 2010 Moderator Share Posted July 22, 2010 That is terrible Si. I still nicked it for facebook though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 22, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 22, 2010 That is terrible Si. I still nicked it for facebook though Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecraft Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Sponge Bob Square Pants! Who died in an oil spill because of BP? Sponge Bob Square pants!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted July 22, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 22, 2010 First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. My plumber can be a right funny word removed sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noah Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 I had to quit being an origami teacher, I couldn't handle the paperwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 22, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 22, 2010 First time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted July 22, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 22, 2010 I had to quit being an origami teacher, I couldn't handle the paperwork. The benefits of origami are three-fold. /Cheggers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 the origami jokes are 30 odd pages back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noah Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Alright alright sorry, I give up, I fold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 22, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 22, 2010 The most lethal of the oriental martial arts - death by a thousand folds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturdaygig Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 A woman I was talking to says, you’re wearing odd socks. I said, they’re the same according to me, I go by thickness Remember when calculators were first allowed in exams? I asked my mum for the Casio FP100, a great little calculator I’m sure you’ll agree. She got me the FP200, which was an electronic organ. My answer to question 1 was duh-duh-duh-duuurrr It was the world potato conference today, and everyone who went got a potato clock. I don’t know what time they went to bed though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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