AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NibblyPig Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Did you know? When Ron Jeremy was young, he had a dog called Ron and he lived on Jeremy Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimmie Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 have i missed the joke there................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 have i missed the joke there................... Ron Jeremy is a porn star - the porn star name game as a kid, your Christian name is the name of your first pet, your Surname is the name of the street you grew up on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myoldman Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 A man walks in to his house with a duck under his arm and says 'this is the pig Ive been ****'. His wife says 'thats not a pig' to which he replies, 'I wasn't talking to you' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 19, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2010 A man walks in to his house with a duck under his arm and says 'this is the pig Ive been ****'. His wife says 'thats not a pig' to which he replies, 'I wasn't talking to you''Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober, I was carting home a load with manly pride, When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter, And a pig came up and lay down by my side. Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter, Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say: "You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses," Then the pig got up and slowly walked away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober, I was carting home a load with manly pride, When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter, And a pig came up and lay down by my side. Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter, Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say: "You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses," Then the pig got up and slowly walked away. That's class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NulliSecundus Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 have i missed the joke there................... Ron Jeremy is a porn star - the porn star name game as a kid, your Christian name is the name of your first pet, your Surname is the name of the street you grew up on. My name in that respect would be Alfie Steel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 I say I say I say... whats the difference between an Israeli Commando and a Somali Pirate? About 2000 kilometers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 Bloke goes into a bar with a tiger "Oi barman" he says, "do you serve blacks?" "Of course we do" says the barman, "we are not prejudiced here" "Lovely" says the bloke, "pint of best for me and a black for me tiger" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 1, 2010 Moderator Share Posted June 1, 2010 BOF does not endorse the following Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 have i missed the joke there................... Ron Jeremy is a porn star - the porn star name game as a kid, your Christian name is the name of your first pet, your Surname is the name of the street you grew up on. My name in that respect would be Alfie Steel Flopsy Dowdeswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 2, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 2, 2010 have i missed the joke there................... Ron Jeremy is a porn star - the porn star name game as a kid, your Christian name is the name of your first pet, your Surname is the name of the street you grew up on. My name in that respect would be Alfie Steel Flopsy Dowdeswell You really wouldn't want to use "Flopsy" as a pornstar name (male or female), would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 have i missed the joke there................... Ron Jeremy is a porn star - the porn star name game as a kid, your Christian name is the name of your first pet, your Surname is the name of the street you grew up on. My name in that respect would be Alfie Steel Flopsy Dowdeswell You really wouldn't want to use "Flopsy" as a pornstar name (male or female), would you? Absolutely not...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Two Muslims in a Range Rover have driven off a cliff at Beachy Head. Police officers attending the scene said it was an appalling tragedy, as the vehicle was capable of seating seven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I still remember play time at school, a bit of footy, sneaking a quick cigarette and trying to finger girls behind the bike sheds... I **** loved that caretaker's job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 have i missed the joke there................... Ron Jeremy is a porn star - the porn star name game as a kid, your Christian name is the name of your first pet, your Surname is the name of the street you grew up on. My name in that respect would be Alfie Steel Flopsy Dowdeswell You really wouldn't want to use "Flopsy" as a pornstar name (male or female), would you? I always heard that the second part as your mothers maiden name, which made me 'Flopsy King'. Nicht so gut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Mine would be Rocky Foljambe. Which would be turned into Rocky Fulljammer by clever porn execs. I would be the highest grossing porn star in history, plus, I would bring back the lost art of fluffing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpaywasawesome Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Puffy Dover. Stupid name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts