Risso Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 The last two posts have cheered me right up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 I would reveal myself just enough so that people believed in me, but not enough to provide an ounce of direct evidence to prove my existence. I wouldn't believe in you. But if I'm not real, then how did I type this? Ask me that when you're a ghost. WooOOooOOooooOOOooo But if I'm not reeeeaaaallllllllllll, then howwwww did I type thisssssssss? WooooooooOOOoooOOOOooooOOOoooo That counts as some of the better evidence of the existence of ghosts. Would have been more convinced, if Ghost had actually posted that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 If there are ghosts, then they must be there during my private times, and while I'm having a really smelly dump. But if they don't like that kind of thing, at which point is it inappropriate for them to be present? It's a tiny bit ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 (edited) I would be a modern day ghost. at night I would go on the computer and search for some really filthy porn and leave all the history there for people to see. Horses, goats, you name it. Then on the lady of the house who uses the tablet computer would definitely search for some equally naughty Stan Collymore style dogging sites, and accidentally bookmark it. Other stuff as well like after everyone's asleep and on a night where Dad has stayed up late, it would go from Nick Jnr to Babestation and flick the snotty tissues out the lounge wicker basket. Edit: what would ghosts sit back and eat if Michael Jackson has popcorn? Edited October 6, 2014 by kidlewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B6 to E6 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 I would be a modern day ghost. at night I would go on the computer and search for some really filthy porn and leave all the history there for people to see. Horses, goats, you name it. This ghost haunts my place. My missus will not believe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 the ghost who stares at goatse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B6 to E6 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 only go-go girl goats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 6, 2014 Share Posted October 6, 2014 Do ghosts have basic human urges? Do they have a sex drive? Do they get hungry? Do ghosts sleep? Do they do ghost poos? Does it smell? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 (edited) To be fair, this one is pretty good. http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/weird-news/dudley-castle-grey-lady-ghost-7890713 A lot of times you can be made to see things in naturally occurring brick formations and patterns which aren't actually there. I'm not sure about this one. It's difficult to see what could be there which would look like a grey woman. Apart from a woman actually dressed in grey of course. Edited October 7, 2014 by darrenm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 To be fair, this one is pretty good. http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/weird-news/dudley-castle-grey-lady-ghost-7890713 A lot of times you can be made to see things in naturally occurring brick formations and patterns which aren't actually there. I'm not sure about this one. It's difficult to see what could be there which would look like a grey woman. Apart from a woman actually dressed in grey of course. I'd say that's exactly what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 If there are more Chinese people on earth than any other country, then shouldn't there be more Chinese ghosts kicking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Yeah and Brummie ghosts would be the second most common in the UK. Think of how many bacteria ghosts there are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 There are ghost dogs. Not as many ghost cats. What's the cutoff point? Is it based on size? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Ghost poo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 There are ghost dogs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 If AI becomes self aware, will that have a ghost too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Do fish ghosts have to stay in water? Or can they float about wherever they want? The world must be crammed full of ghosts. Millions of years worth of living things that have died and turned into ghosts. I'd like to see a ghost T-rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 I'd like to see a ghost T-rex. This would be the place to start... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Surely one of my house ghosts would have plugged my PlayStation in and started playing it. What do ghosts do for entertainment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Can ghosts wank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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