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Fond memories of Ange's "Roarcelona". He will be up for it, and I wouldn't be too much against it.

Just need to tell one of our midfielders that they are now a centreback, and the metamorphosis is complete.

German backpacker.

Livvie. My first ever deadpool score, yet I don't feel like doing a victory dance.

I like McGinn, and if/when he does leave us, I would feel a bit disappointed. As long as he is at Villa, I will continue to support him. When he is on tune, I am happy. When he is off form, I just want him to improve. I wanted Ty to keep the armband, and Emi M would have been a sound vice captain. I won't begrudge SG or John for the decision that has been made. FTR John McGinn would have been my third choice. Compared to previous seasons, especially having Micah Richards as captain, we seem to be quite flush with leaders on the pitch now. I would think some of our current players would be better than Grealish as captain. This could go either three ways. It does diddly. It has a negative effect, and all the doomsayers are proven right, or it could be a masterstroke, in which it reignites form and passion within two of our most senior players. I am going to be an optimist, and hoping that it is a masterstroke. Anyway, this is just a pixel, making up a small part of the big picture. If Villa are winning, I couldn't care less who wears the arm garter.

Should have enough to cover repairs within a few weeks.

Ty without a doubt. Emi M has leadership qualities, and would make a good vice captain and understudy/ successor until Man City decides to take Mings off us.

Manc City Liverpool Chelsea Arsenal Tottenham Leicester Wet Spam Man Utd Villa Wolves Newcastle Palace Fulham Brighton Everton Southampton Forest Brentford Leeds Bournemouth

Your list is a mystery destined to be a cold case. No leads.

The steward found me, and gave me a seat better than I originally had. As someone else said, " Empty seats, M'lord."

The Brisbane goalkeeper has the kind of hair cut you get from your brother while you are asleep.

Massively delayed flight. Sold a ticket with a seat that doesn't exist, so shuffled from halfway to the goal line. But... I am watching the Villa!

The only way this could be more nice is if it was a joint venture between Southall and Bassini.

Oh, yeah. They are also arguing over which year a decade begins while scoffing down their fish and gravy.

They are kind of right, but they will still be disappointed. Their virgins will be 20 chubby14 year old boys playing minecraft, and proof reading the dictionary for fun.

Yep. I spotted a few Chelski, Liverpool, England, and Argentina tops there. Those who love football here will take the chance to see a decent side play Leeds.

Debbi had too many keys up her tumbler.

You should be able to spot me. I will be the guy in the Villa shirt.

Andre Marriner seems like a decent ref. Its a shame he will never be in charge of any of our games.

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love? Hole is going to be big.

I hear he is quite versatile. He had a wide range of work at Rovers.

Southgate sends himself a card for his birthday.

Sorry, but this is just baffling. What relegation is he talking about? Our relegation in 2016, where he is only 6 years late, or the the one they are having at the end of next season? What an oddcock.