First Tinder connection:
Her: Hi
Me: Hey there, thanks for swiping. I'm new on here, what's the score?
Her: No idea
Me: Ah, I see you're a woman of few words. So what do I have to do to get to know you a bit better?
Her: Meet up
At which point, it all seems a bit weird so I give it up.
I clearly need to up my game.