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Paddywhack

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  1. Nah, this office is much more mature and professional. I don't think people would appreciate it if started flicking elastic bands around the place.
  2. I'm quiet as a dormouse in my new job, I keep my head down and barely speak to anyone.
  3. I had some waggon wheels earlier and I just couldn’t believe how small they’re getting. But that’s because I was eating them.
  4. Absolutely. Let them know early on that you’re a dickhead, saves time.
  5. I couldn’t care less if someone decides to leave a football match early. They could be wearing a half and half scarf as well, that doesn’t bother me either.
  6. Oh I see what your problem is. You’re watching F1.
  7. I moved house in August. I was speaking to my new next door neighbour the other day who said her other next door neighbour was a rocket scientist. I said "Hardly brain surgery though is it?" to quote that Mitchell and Webb sketch. It got nothing and I think she thought I was being genuine. So I imagine she's told her neighbour and now everyone on the street already hates me.
  8. "Who's the w****r on the track!?" (Sorry @StefanAVFC, I just wanted to join in)
  9. My eldest started primary school last month. We’ve got absolutely no idea how he’s getting on, what he’s doing or if he’s made friends. You get a couple of seconds with the teachers at drop off and pick up where they quickly tell you he’s been fine. I know it’s normal, I’m sure he is fine and they’d tell us if there was any issues, but I do find it strange. I asked him this evening if school was fun today and what he’s been doing and his response was “I’ve got two hands”.
  10. I really can’t be arsed with it to be honest, I’m so disengaged with this club’s nonsense away from the pitch.
  11. It took me far too long to see that. I was thinking "hmm, it's good, but I don't think it looks like Ronaldo". I saw this.
  12. Even if castore don't design or produce the kits, this looks bad on them too. I can't imagine they're very happy about their logo being on this mess of a shirt. Surely they're just as to eager to resolve it?
  13. I had stuffing yesterday and the aftermath has been absolutely horrendous.
  14. Female commentator on my stream is desperate for Chelsea to score
  15. I think they’re seen as cheap, seedy, unfashionable and generally shit, but I think lava lamps are amazing.
  16. "The moon landing was faked!"' "Why would they bother doing that?" "...don't know...but it was faked!!"
  17. I’ve always thought Chambers was a useful addition to this squad given he can fill in a number of positions, but at the very least, I don’t want to see him at RB again.
  18. I think that accolade still goes to the Stevenage game, but yup, utter shite that.
  19. Sat here thinking about the hoops I had to jump through to get TNT on Virgin Media today.
  20. It was a weakened line-up, but there was still plenty of experience and talent there. It was hardly the under 23s
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