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I was hit in the testicals once and I didn't much care for it at all

ARRRGGHH, Mouth Ulcers!! I've got 3 or 4 at the moment

From the photo I thought the balls were massive, but they're like tennis balls

Taller trains needed. Or triangle trains, like a toblerone

The shirt in my avatar is my second favourite villa top after the Reebok 95. I just wish it had acorns on instead of 32red

This thread is too broad, we need to do a 75+ That's round about when I may so no....to one or two...

I understand how standing can improve the atmosphere in the ground and would love to experience it at Villa Park as I never have, so I've voted Yes. However, I can't see there being much of an atmosphere raised by having a very small section of the ground standing, and one that happens to have the worst view, in my experience anyway. Wasn't the old Holte End atmosphere created by the whole stand standing, chanting together and being able to drink?

I'd say so. That's what I did anyway, but I'm no expert. I just remembered the chords for future reference.

I made sure this was the first song I learnt

With the FFP rules in place, what can a new owner bring us that Randy can't/won't? (That's a genuine question by the way, I'm not suggesting there's nothing)

Thing is, when people realise depression is a mental illness more people will find it easier to admit they need help and seek it asap. It's all about raising awareness With all due respect to you, I think you comparing depression with 'feeling down' a bit ignorant to be honest. Anyway, as you say, I wish him a speedy recovery

Maybe she doesn't use the toilet? She could be an android

If you're getting this angry and wound up by a little logo on the shirt, what are you like when faced with actual problems and troubles? Oh and 'YOU'RE wrong' :winkold:

About 99% of them

And people call us self loathing? What they on about, eh? :winkold:

:? I don't quite get that A fact I read ages ago (may have been in this thread actually, apologies) is there are more ways to arrange a pack of cards than there have been seconds in the universe since it began. If true...head explosion...

I thought that, but then I don't know if the person who's put them out is still on the bus and don't want to get in a scrap with some nutter at 5.30am Also, I don't want to be taking 70-odd BNP leaflets into work

I'm on the number 9 bus at about 5.30am every day. There's usually only one or two people on it but every week or so, on every other seat, there's a BNP leaflet/flyer thing with Nick Griffins ugly mug on. That pisses me off I then watch the bus fill up and am amazed by the amount of people that read through it and put it in their pocket or bag

any part of it in particular that gives you stress or just the whole package ? I think it's the whole package. Being out of my comfort zone, basically - using foreign languages, worrying about losing stuff, strange cars and road rules, anxiety about the house being burgled while we're away, inability to get Marmite and decent ale, that sort of thing. Don't get me wrong, there's usually a lot that I DO enjoy as well, but I never completely relax, as I would at home. I totally understand that. I usually get home and think, 'Well...I took that for granted'

How do you stop yourself from worrying about said issues? I suppose I can't switch it off totally, I just mean I look back at stuff I've worried about in the past and now realise there was no need to get stressed over it because things worked out. Things like upcoming job interviews, financial trouble, unsettled arguements or whatever. So why bother getting stressed about something I'll look back on as nothing in the future. Hakuna matata and all that Although I suppose my worries are silly little things in the great scheme of things anyway

One thing I found that improved my happiness massively was simply closing my laptop and just getting out the house more and seeing family and friends. Everyday, purely out of habit, I would sit in my living room on an evening and spend hours online, just refreshing facebook, twitter, VT ( :notsure: *pokerface*), bbc sport, etc. I think it's really unhealthy to spend so long infront of a screen. I'm strict with myself now, I only go on for half an hour or so. I go to bed not feeling like I'm wasting my life. Something else I've tried to STOP doing (sorry, I realise that's not the theme of the thread) is worrying. I've realised it does no good and just stresses you out. I could make a long list of things that are worrying me at the moment, I bet you next week I wouldn't even remember them. Things usually work out

Thinking about it, I wouldn't be too fussed if somebody told me I couldn't ever watch TV again. I'm happy gaming and watching DVDs, TV is 99% rubbish IMO

You mean simply, 'the office' :winkold: I think I'd have to say the same

one of main reasons wouldnt go with a big name brand and would prefer a personalised touch from a smaller brand This! The Napoli shirt isn´t that bad, its just the big red sponsor logo that ruins the shirt IMO. I´m sure this will be good. Rather a big fish in a small pond and all of that... I´m probably the oppisite of a lot of you on here, I would definetly buy a Macron shirt just because not every other club wears them. But thats probably just me. Nah, me too. It's just people getting their knickers in a twist over nothing again Picture the scene; - Old Trafford, Man United V Aston Villa. It's stoppage time 0-0. Villa have a corner, it finds the head of Gabby. Bang 1-0 Villa. Man U restart play, full-time whistle. 3000 Villa fans going wild, apart from one fan. He's sitting there, looking miserable, forcing a half smile. The bloke next to him asks "Hey, what's up with you?". He replies, "I want to celebrate, I really do. It's just...*sigh*...I wish we didn't have Macron on our shirts"

Hmm that's tough. Probably right, then middle, then left Really? I think I would go right, left then middle. Is it because of the hair? The one on the left looks reet horny. Yeah the hair is just a bit too Brian May for me Just to stay on topic, I can't believe how wound up people are getting by who makes our shirt Aslong as it's claret and blue and has a roaring lion on the chest, I'm happy.