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Reading peoples predictions on here is nearly as boring as watching us play at the moment Nice to see most people don't think we'll lose though, I don't think we will either. I reckon 4-3 to Villa, 3 Dunne own goals, 2 red cards and Alan Partridge in a pear tree

Bang on. I often think we probably live in the best possible time so far, but then backtrack and wonder if that's just my naivety

That winds me up too, we're a pair of Mr Smartypantsknowitall's!

Ahh, but you see they are getting ever so slightly worse every generation...

I had a sore rash all round my bell last year and got myself checked out. They asked all the usual questions, I told them I hadn't strayed and I was as sure as I possibly could be that my girlfriend of three years hadn't either, I believe they gave me the works, 'just to be sure'. The cotton bud...oh god, the cotton bud. Never going to be able to clean my ears the same way again. I can't even say it put my mind at rest, because I wasn't too fussed in the first place

I knew I shouldn't have read this thread, first comment I read has annoyed me. Cringe-worthy. Logging off

15 minutes of madness and stupid mistakes. We just looked panicked, only looked comfortable again when we were 3-2 down. I don't think I'm going to be reading anybody else's comments, because I guarantee people will be laying into McLeish saying it was his team talk. I'm not in the mood for cringing

I've never been annoyed by somebody leaving a trolley sideways in the aisle, which makes me believe it's probably me doing it. I suppose it would explain my trolley going missing and being rammed across aisles...

I'm at work so can't watch the vids, but that Vinnie one, promoting Hands-Only CPR, I don't get it. I've been taught my whole life to use mouth to mouth aswell and now I'm being told to forget that part by Vinnie Jones who says "only kiss your mrs on the lips"? Only seen the ad once though, is it a specific CPR?

I always get happy when he predicts a loss for us aswell. To be fair to him, I saw what the table would look like based on his predictions (may have been linked on VT somewhere) and he had us on the exact points and the exact goal difference. The only team who wasn't only one or two positions different from the real table was Wolves...they were about 6th :?

There's a woman at my place who usually has three weetabix with slices of banana on, covered in sugar at about 8 o'clock. She'll then get a cheese and ham croissant from the sandwich lady at 9.30am and two or three pieces of fruit and hot chocolates until lunch. At lunch today she had a massive salad covered in mayo, a baguette covered in mayo and a jacket potato with cheese and beans. She then doesn't understand why she isn't losing weight because she's "eating healthy" and moans to my colleagues about it. I'd have a lot more respect for her is she just said, '**** it, I love food, I'm going to be fat'

I think it's funnier how after a win some people still manage to criticise him, personally. People have different sense of humour's though

But it's fair to be negative about him for the future because he's had shit moments in the past?

The only thing that sounds silly is you. Yeah, he relegated blues twice, but you're STILL basing your judgement of the man from BEFORE he was at the club? To me that's like being angry at your mrs for shagging someone else before you even met her. Why not judge him on the time he's spent at this club? Plus it was blues he relegated! Hero! Three goals away from home last week, for me, will suffice. How many do you want? And if it was anti-football, I really can't wait to see us actually play *disclaimer - I'm niether pro or anti-mcleish :|

Agreed! I'm 100% a cat person. I was 15 when we got our first dog, I'd only ever had cats up until then. I was really nervous about picking up his shit the first time I walked him, not so much about actually doing it, but about someone from school seeing me do it. Teenage insecurities, I guess. Anyway, he stopped right at the end of this bloke's drive, who was out washing his car at the time. The bloke stood there staring at me, waiting to see the poop scoop. So I plucked up my courage, grabbed the bag and waited for my dog to empty his arse. If I hadn't actually seen him straining, I would have been convinced the little bastard had brought out a 2 litre bottle of chocolate milkshake with him and tipped it on this chaps lawn. Rarely took him out again. I'm not a dog owner, not responsible enough

Apple's climaxed. It was watching hardcore porn. It found it so appealing, it's seed was everywhere. Anyway, you were after incider help with the stock market..? Pips of advice, make sure the company doesn't crumble

I lol and slurp tea. I must be going round, slowly pissing people off

"Down with this sort of thing" "Careful now"

I think some people think it means 'lots of love'

lol I'm sure I could, she wouldn't understand

A woman at work who always asks me for help with her computer issues. I wouldn't mind but; - "My screens are black, they're not showing anything" - Computer wasn't on. "My mouse is working" - Moving the mouse of the computer next to her. "This program won't let me login" - Typing her password in the address bar of IE. "I'm clicking the print button but nothings happening" - Pressing the save button. Then, she doesn't recognise that she's being dopey, she blames the PCs and as a result of helping her, I'm a 'computer whiz-kid'. Bless her. Idiot.

Good for you, mate I don't think I've ever had a proper 'date' like that. If I have that word was never used lol

Haircut, jogging, pub, rollerdisco tonight May go and watch Halesowen Town FC tomorrow The Mrs has a load of Uni work in for Monday, so it's gonna be a quiet weekend in I think. I may finally complete Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It's only been 14 years

Sitting close to three women at work who seem to think Cher Lloyd, Rihanna, Katy Perry, etc have made the best music known to man, ever. I mean, come on. Is it okay to think...(scrap that) KNOW that your own taste in music is much better than theirs and other people are just wrong? I suppose not, but I still do it

I was hit in the testicals once and I didn't much care for it at all