Stevo985

Mine is a very new relationship so I'm really struggling with what I should buy. We're not even "official", but I'm going to get her something. Just need to make sure I hit the right level of gift. So far I've narrowed it down to something less than a diamond ring, but more than a book token.

Can't wait to get away from T Mobile. Worst reception I've ever had.

Exactly. A black background with a list of text on would do me just fine

Wrong forum

Like I said before, last season it was "It's all well and good playing well, but it's results that really matter" Now it is "It's all well and good getting results, but it's performances that really matter"

Said in the match thread were easily the worst in the league with the ball. Interesting, you must watch a hell of a lot of football. Aww dont get defensive now, dont think you'll see many teams in the league with as many 20-30% possession in games as we have. We had 30% at home to cardiff ffs. We had 43% vs Cardiff. I'm not saying that's good. but don't make shit up.

With Man City on the weekend whereas we have Fulham. Not an outrageous shout to say we'll be level come Monday morning

If I post a load of titty pics, swear words and moderator abuse, will it be enough to get this abomination of a thread locked?

Cynicism is the last thing I expected from you! I wouldn't give you a list as I assume you only buy people pieces of coal and books about how shit life is?

My only negative is that I **** hate the thumb-in-mouth celebration. Ruined a brilliant goal with that But seriously, he's been excellent this season. Hope he continues to improve.

Suarez captain for me too

There is a chance, a slight one but one nonetheless, that Okore could be back in a month or so. Eh? Says who?

I'm still holding out that they award it to Australia, not Qatar...that somehow, some way, the corruption that gifted them the WC is exposed and they give it to Oz, or a joint Oz-NZ bid. corruption that has never been exposed or proven. the won the vote, its time people get over it Wat? Zatman thinks that we only shout about corruption because we're bitter that England didn't get it. Or something.

I still do a christmas present list. I'm 28. But it's brilliant. I just hand it over to my mom and when all our relatives ask shit like "what does Ben want for his birthday/xmas?" she just reads something off the list. I wouldn't care if I didn't get anything on the list. But they'd buy me DVDs or books or games anyway, so they may as well get stuff I want!

Have you tried playing on one recently? The framerate is shocking, it's amazing how back in the day you just don't even think about those things but try playing Goldeneye now, I can't do it. I worked on the XBLA HD remake of Perfect Dark (which was a lot of fun) and we played on the original version in preparation. The difference is unbelievable framerate-wise. It was a brilliant console though, takes me back to some of my favourite days of my life. I play mine regularly. Mario Party, WWF No Mercy, Mario Kart, Perfect Dark all still get played. Drinking Mario Party is literally the best drinking game I've ever played.

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that the N64 is the best console of all time

I'm not sure if the PS4 interface is any good (and quite frankly, I don't particularly care. As long as I can get to my game I couldn't give a shit). But I thoguht it looked very different from the PS3 I actually thought it looked more like Windows 8 (which again, isn't necessarily a good thing)

Ok. I agree. Not sure why that makes my assertion that it's dreadful to watch "utter bullshit". Edit - my apologies, "load of bollocks". po tay to po tah to

JLR dealerships are notoriously bad. It's getting better, but they're still miles behind.

I played one for the first time yesterday and I have to say it's nothing like the PS3 interface. Some of the logos look similar, but the entire layout is completely different.

Fwiw, I hate how the new defender is going to look

I wrote a massive article on that, for no particular reason, for this site after that game. For me that's up there with Doncaster, 6-0 vs Newcastle, 7-1 vs Chelsea, 8-0 vs Chelsea, 3-0 vs Liverppool (houllier) An utterly shambolic performance. ONe of the worst I've ever seen from us. Spurs could have beaten us by however many they wanted that night. We could still be playing now and we wouldn't have scored. Dreadful

Aye, I'm not a fan of people who go into a dedicated thread and shit on whatever it is the thread's about so I wouldn't do it myself. I can see why people like it, it's just too cheesy and poorly acted for me.

If the package is lost, how would they know it's lost? And how would they know it's yours?

No not unlucky. I just think they were trying to upgrade the Defender experience from agricultural equipment to something a bit more luxurious, so they had bolted a load of crappy parts which weren't up to the job, to what was basically a sound proven vehicle and the power steering unit was just one of those parts. It is what happens when the accountants get their way. I think the earlier models were probably the real deal and the more authentic experience: who needs power-steering when you have a steering wheel the size of a dustbin lid. I presume you work for LR because LR employees are always inordinately proud of the company and their products. They will always correct you if you suggest they make 'cars'. I am an employee. I'm not inordinately proud of the company whatsoever. Some people who work here are, it's ridiculous. But I'm not and I'm not sure where you've got that from. All I've done is correct you on your claims that second hand Defenders are 50 grand (they're not unless you're talking about a rare one or one that's been heavily customised) and that Defenders have risen in price an extortionate amount (as I've shown, taking inflation into account they haven't) As for accountants getting their way, I imagine if that hadn't have happened then Land Rover wouldn't exist for you to complain about. You've obviously had a bad experience, which is fine. Plenty of people have. But as I said, holding a grudge for 20 years seems a bit of a silly thing to do based on that, especially when most of your anger seems to be based on nonsense. As for your last 2 lines, wind your **** neck in.