Rugeley Villa Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Have a healthy salad, then ride me for 3 hours? 3 hours!!! those days of us having sex all day are long gone. Just don't use any salad cream. Makes me vom. your right there mate, hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Socks on, lights off, do your business, polite kiss on the head, pull out, roll over, sleep. Jobs a good'un. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 What about good looks and good hair? ... You don't need to worry about that. Neither do you... xx 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Socks on, lights off, do your business, polite kiss on the head, pull out, roll over, sleep. Jobs a good'un. Nice to see romance is alive and kicking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 8, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted February 8, 2015 women moaning about their weight and getting down about it. mine has put on a bit of weight but i keep telling her i like a bit of meat on a woman plus it makes her breasts bigger which suits me fine. shes getting these slimming pills off the internet next week which im not happy about.Slimming pills are bullshit. Tell her to eat less and move around more. haha i dont know how id tell her that. You don't have to word it like that, but its the truth. What you'll find is that slimming pills specify they only work with a "calorie controlled diet" and all they do is suppress your appetite. That's well and good, but its the calorie controlled diet that is achieving the weight loss, not the pills. If she ain't dieting and/or exercising then she's wasting her money and time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Cringe. Slightly redeemed by the possible ice rink and koala bear in a suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Beckham on the red carpet at the Bafta awards. WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 women moaning about their weight and getting down about it. mine has put on a bit of weight but i keep telling her i like a bit of meat on a woman plus it makes her breasts bigger which suits me fine. shes getting these slimming pills off the internet next week which im not happy about. Slimming pills are bullshit. Tell her to eat less and move around more. haha i dont know how id tell her that. You don't have to word it like that, but its the truth. What you'll find is that slimming pills specify they only work with a "calorie controlled diet" and all they do is suppress your appetite. That's well and good, but its the calorie controlled diet that is achieving the weight loss, not the pills. If she ain't dieting and/or exercising then she's wasting her money and time. i keep telling her they are no good and she should cut the junk and exercise but she thinks this is the quick and easy option. its certainly not an healthy option i know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 When she's not around, swap them for laxatives (if they look similar). That should teach her not to use them pills [emoji1] [emoji1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 If you're playing a game of Premier League football, you should be running around enough to not get cold donnies, We're one step away from weaning tights. Well if they're not wearing tights or trousers then surely they shouldn't be wearing socks? Not really the same thing is it? Socks have been part of a football kit for over 100 years, and they serve the purpose of keeping shin pads in place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Boxer's wear gloves. That's for safety though, rather than it being a bit chilly. Boxers wear gloves so that they can punch harder without damaging their hands. What he said... Hand safety then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 I think some players wear gloves because it helps with balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Who cares if footballers wear gloves? I assume this all comes down to the whole 'being a real man' thing? Pathetic. When it's freezing cold, regardless of whether you're doing exercise to raise your heart rate and increase blood flow, your body will prioritise directing blood to your vital organs to keep them warm, diverting blood from your less essential extremities such as your hands. If you have the option to keep your hands warm when it's freezing cold outside and let a few idiots try and emasculate you, or to give in to stupid social conventions and pride but be uncomfortable and cold, then you'd be stupid to go with the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Who cares if footballers wear gloves? I assume this all comes down to the whole 'being a real man' thing? Pathetic. Soft lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Maybe some do it to look cool, nothing wrong with that if it makes them feel alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 no matter how cold it is and no matter how cold those tiles are i dont wear gloves purely because i just cant work in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Some random tv woman with a MASSIVE ego. Good lord, shut up will you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Heather, Stacey or Davina? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 put in a new lightbulb which is slightly dimmer than the previous lightbulb which gives me the odd impression that someone has turned the brightness down in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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