wiggyrichard Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Put everything you own on Greece to win Euro 2004 Just out of interest, what were they going into that tournement? 50/1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 6, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 6, 2012 Well, when I was 15 it would have been the end of 2000, so i would assume at that stage their odds would have been even more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caw2510 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 start supporting man city Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Stay away from the brown acid, Helen was totally up for it at the leavers do (you **** idiot) oh, and happy birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoaxn Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 In about 3 years you'll meet a brunette who looks quite sweet. She's the devil. She won't rest until you're in a straitjacket. Go for her best mate instead. She's a much nicer person. And, let's be honest, much tidier. Go to the gym, lift some weights, prepare yourself for Muay Thai at Uni. When you're 19, look out for taxi drivers or other "professional drivers" whilst on the road. Be wary of them and avoid them at all costs. It'll save your neck and back a ton of long term pain (that you settled for ASAP cos you "couldn't be arsed" with lawyers (muppet)). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 6, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 6, 2012 When you get to uni, and stop playing Rugby 6 days a week, you CAN'T keep eating what you eat now as well as adding lots of booze to your diet. Go to the gym! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liono Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Wear a **** condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Move out of Tamworth as soon as possible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Wear a **** condom. Illegitimate child or AIDS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Stop skipping classes and smoking weed, you fucknut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peever Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 When you get to uni, and stop playing Rugby 6 days a week, you CAN'T keep eating what you eat now as well as adding lots of booze to your diet. Go to the gym! Samething Id have to tell myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.J.Rimmer Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Put everything you've got on Foinavon in the Grand National. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 That woman who lives on the 2nd floor will put it on you at a lean spell of getting sex, go home and have a w@nk as it will cost you a fortune. Give me the format to facebook Ignore that arsehole doctor who recommends you have all the knee operations, its flat feet and insoles will cure it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 i haven't got anything worthwhile to tell you... so here is some money, and get a hair cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 I wish I could be more like you 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Drop the fantasy about you and Marie ****** she may be the school beauty now but she turns into a real fat moose with 4 kids living in Witton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Drop the fantasy about you and Marie ****** she may be the school beauty now but she turns into a real fat moose with 4 kids living in Witton My girlfriend is called Marie and lives in Witton.........oh :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockingbird_franklin Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 stay on at school to do your A-levels, don't go to college, that way you won't drop out just before the end and you can take up that place at Cambridge when you get the grades you should, don't be in such a rush to settle down, but work towards emigrating away from the UK, Australia would be a great choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Similar to above, don't **** up your A-Levels. Oh, and here's a list of every Villa result over the next 4 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 A lot about A-Levels. I **** mine up completely got a D E N still got to Uni and got my degree. If anything I am happy it happened as it gave me the jolt I needed to do well in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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